I have an interview! (Why is there no career section btw?)

I dig I dig!

 

DOA there's a homeless kitten that has been coming to our house for the last few months. She's pregnant now. I dont know how you managed it, but I just KNOW it was you.

 

Do ya thing, baby boy!

 

Damn that was a kitten, all this time I thought she was a female dog, whatcha ma call it a BITCH, lol. She lied to me, I need to find a cheap attorney, do you know of anyone? Rumor has it there is a German born unemployed Aussie immigrant in London, she might be dirt cheap, you know how immigrants are, so will holla at her office, lol. :smt005

 

DOA....my sweet pussy (/cock - just in case...) (not been around along enough to connect the dots) I adores you. Want to fuck you. Be taken advantage of by you. FACT. Talk to me sweet cheeks xx)

 

So crude, so vulgar, so boorish, What a mouth on you lady! wow so much for drinking tea and having sophisticated Britsh class. Lady, you belong right in NYC, I have no doubt you will be a cold blooded big apple shark attorney, lol

 

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FAIL!!



At first you showed the reader an impressive swooping in and smoothly cockblocking Andre...however you just lobbed the ball back in Andre's court, DOA, with that weak unsexy comeback.....

 

K my greek Aussie American friend, I am not interested in cockblocking Andre or anybody else. I am just being my usual self, an ass. I was not even aware that Dre is trying to scoop this chick up, lol.

 

Ha ha, well now that makes you come off even cuter...

 

you're always full of great advice gz...i don't know what we'd do without you...!!!!


good luck birdy...the english love us aussie workers over there :smt023

 

No such thing as cockblocking. We're both soldiers in the game and if all it takes is a few words from you to knock me out of the running then I wasn't in the race to begin with. If that's how it goes down I salute you my friend.

 

Uh-huh, like you both aren't the two guys in the clip...hmmm

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Hilarity!!!! I was a bit crass and vulgar, totally off my game. Shame on me, I'm normally so clever you know? But a day of hard drinking and dancing in the street will always see me ending up in the gutter. Sorry about that.

Right, time for a cup of tea and the smelling of some roses.

 

Nice, very nice, so would you be by uptown or downtown gutter, Miss lady of the night?

 

I dont actually know what that means. Hmph.

 

Well Mademoiselle, that is for me to know and for you to wonder, j/k.

Anyhoo, how did the interview go?

 

It's tomorrow - it's still Sunday in London...tomorrow at 4pm....eeeek!

 

Best of luck and knock 'em dead!

 

there's no career section because we generally dont care about mofos like that


we (in general) just want dick or pussy

 

Hahaha well said! Thanks for the well wishes folks. Didnt get enough sleep and am feeling wired and nervous! And it's hot in London so I'll probably be all sweaty in the interview. Excellent.