Favorite quotes

"A hard head makes for a tender ass." Old Black Folks Saying.

 

Procrastination is the thief of time............

 

LOL. nice one. it is the killer of success .....

in the art of war...it supports what you are saying...

it goes something like : it is best to occupy territory first and be rested versus being second and be exhausted.

 

"Dying is for fools" Charlie Sheen

 

"A drowning man will clutch at a straw."

Author? I dunno.​

 

Strategy is better than strength." -West African Hausa legend

 

this is priceless:

Originally Posted by OpenHeart
The best way to enjoy this forum without further conflict is to type what they want to read, be careful what you say and laugh at their dry jokes. Try and like the same people they like and despise those they don't like. I know it sounds like mass control, but it is the only way you are going to have peace in here and enjoy the forum without conflict.


it's sad but true that this is what the forum has become

 

"What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer." Douglas Adams

 

"Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "CHARLIE SHEEN!!" That's the power of tigerblood." Charlie Sheen

 

"I'd rather have my nipples torn off by a pack of angry beavers than have to listen to Kim Kardashian's "Jam" again." Charlie Sheen

 

:smt043

 

"Seriously, I'd rather violently fellate a porcupine than have to listen to Jam again." Charlie Sheen

 

"I'mma let you finish, but Jam is the worst song of all time! OF ALL TIME!" Charlie Sheen

 

"Nigga please, where do you think @tigerwoods gets his badass pimp-hand mojo from? It's all tiger blood and adonisDNA" C.S.

 

"Drunk, high, partying with hookers. Losers call it a meltdown, I call it a Monday" C.S.

 

"Women aren't meant to be hit. They're to be hugged. Caressed. Fondled. Penetrated. You know, chick stuff." C.S.

 

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die." C.S.

 

"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." Voltaire

 

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." Barry LePatner

 

damn that is strong