15 things you did not know about me

Eye of Ra said:
1. I have no tolerance or patience for either ignorant or arrogant people.

2. I’m easy going and laid back, but most of the people that actually know me if asked will say that at times I give off an air of quite menace and intimidation, usually manifesting if I have to interact with the type of people from number one.

3. I not impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

4. I even less impressed with people who are impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

5. I’ll eat practically any vegetables except for sweet peas and corn. Both of those mother fuckers are nasty.

6. I have a dime sized scar on the left side of my head that hair does grow due to being hit in the head with a razor sharp metal bar.

7. I learned how to drive a car at age 13, but up until the age of 22 I basically rode dirty, no driver’s license or insurance for any of the cars I had then and it was just plain luck that I never got caught.

8. Rather than follow in my older brother’s athletic footsteps in high school by participating in football, basketball and track and field, I made my own mark at the school by strictly participating in track and field only and set various records that still stand at the school today.

9. I am a Black man and I have played a joke. I’ve put pee-pee in your Coke…

10. My mother was angry with me for about two years because rather than used the money I had been saving since I was about six years old to help me go to art school, I gave it to her to help her pay for a necessary surgery that she needed to have.


11. I have been shot at, had someone attempt to stab me, been hit in the face with a cement block fragment (no broken bones thankfully), and had someone attempt to run me and a cousin over with a vehicle while we were on foot, at various points in time all before the age of 16.

12. I was raised in Louisiana and love all types of seafood, except for crawfish. That’s blasphemy around those parts.

13. I hate my full first name and therefore never use it because it is countrified as all fuck.

14. During sex I come to the right, come to the left, come two times, twirl my dick around and then freeze.

15. Due to the amount of ignorant shit I’ve encountered during my life so far nothing really fazes or scares me. The only time I have been truly terrified was when my wife was involved in a serious car accident which totally obliterated her car. She was three months pregnant with the twins at the time.
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yet you want to see my arse
 
Eye of Ra said:
1. I have no tolerance or patience for either ignorant or arrogant people.

2. I’m easy going and laid back, but most of the people that actually know me if asked will say that at times I give off an air of quite menace and intimidation, usually manifesting if I have to interact with the type of people from number one.

3. I not impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

4. I even less impressed with people who are impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

5. I’ll eat practically any vegetables except for sweet peas and corn. Both of those mother fuckers are nasty.

6. I have a dime sized scar on the left side of my head that hair does grow due to being hit in the head with a razor sharp metal bar.

7. I learned how to drive a car at age 13, but up until the age of 22 I basically rode dirty, no driver’s license or insurance for any of the cars I had then and it was just plain luck that I never got caught.

8. Rather than follow in my older brother’s athletic footsteps in high school by participating in football, basketball and track and field, I made my own mark at the school by strictly participating in track and field only and set various records that still stand at the school today.

9. I am a Black man and I have played a joke. I’ve put pee-pee in your Coke…

10. My mother was angry with me for about two years because rather than used the money I had been saving since I was about six years old to help me go to art school, I gave it to her to help her pay for a necessary surgery that she needed to have.


11. I have been shot at, had someone attempt to stab me, been hit in the face with a cement block fragment (no broken bones thankfully), and had someone attempt to run me and a cousin over with a vehicle while we were on foot, at various points in time all before the age of 16.

12. I was raised in Louisiana and love all types of seafood, except for crawfish. That’s blasphemy around those parts.

13. I hate my full first name and therefore never use it because it is countrified as all fuck.

14. During sex I come to the right, come to the left, come two times, twirl my dick around and then freeze.

15. Due to the amount of ignorant shit I’ve encountered during my life so far nothing really fazes or scares me. The only time I have been truly terrified was when my wife was involved in a serious car accident which totally obliterated her car. She was three months pregnant with the twins at the time.
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I like it that you would do that for your mom. Great son!!! I tried to get my mom to get the hole in her heart repaired and she downed me for that. She just didnt believe in surgery for some reason.

That razor thing sucks!! I have one across my face. I have been shot at (on the street) and that sucks too. I felt bad because the only people who got his was not his target. They were harmed because I was the target and it haunted me that I could not help them. Today I understand that it was not my fault, it was his.

I also feel you with the family terror. The ambulance never showed up in time to save my mom. They got lost supposedly. I think till this day that they didnt want to come to my block because they suddenly showed up after a police officer called for me with his radio. Im glad it worked out well for you and your family.

I also hate my first name. I can not tell you all the pain it brought me as a child. Probably why I am the way I am today in protecting people who get teased or bullied.
 
jayarmy said:
I like it that you would do that for your mom. Great son!!! I tried to get my mom to get the hole in her heart repaired and she downed me for that. She just didnt believe in surgery for some reason.

That razor thing sucks!! I have one across my face. I have been shot at (on the street) and that sucks too. I felt bad because the only people who got his was not his target. They were harmed because I was the target and it haunted me that I could not help them. Today I understand that it was not my fault, it was his.

I also feel you with the family terror. The ambulance never showed up in time to save my mom. They got lost supposedly. I think till this day that they didnt want to come to my block because they suddenly showed up after a police officer called for me with his radio. Im glad it worked out well for you and your family.

I also hate my first name. I can not tell you all the pain it brought me as a child. Probably why I am the way I am today in protecting people who get teased or bullied.
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My mom was pissed off because she wanted me to pursue my dreams of being a cartoonist and get away from the dead end backwater town we lived in at the time. After awhile she realised it didn't matter because she had raised me to be the type of person to always find positives out of negative situations and I would find a better way for myself eventually and getout of that town, which I of course did.

Yeah, I've had friends get killed by way of stray bullets back in high school back when the whole crack scene blew-up in the 80's and fools start repping colors and selling that shit. The fool that shot at me though was a dumb ass redneck doing typical show his ass shit for his buddies. Same thing too with me and my cousin almost being run over.
 
Eye of Ra said:
1. I have no tolerance or patience for either ignorant or arrogant people.

2. I’m easy going and laid back, but most of the people that actually know me if asked will say that at times I give off an air of quite menace and intimidation, usually manifesting if I have to interact with the type of people from number one.

3. I not impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

4. I even less impressed with people who are impressed with “shiny objects” and bullshit.

5. I’ll eat practically any vegetables except for sweet peas and corn. Both of those mother fuckers are nasty.

6. I have a dime sized scar on the left side of my head that hair does grow due to being hit in the head with a razor sharp metal bar.

7. I learned how to drive a car at age 13, but up until the age of 22 I basically rode dirty, no driver’s license or insurance for any of the cars I had then and it was just plain luck that I never got caught.

8. Rather than follow in my older brother’s athletic footsteps in high school by participating in football, basketball and track and field, I made my own mark at the school by strictly participating in track and field only and set various records that still stand at the school today.

9. I am a Black man and I have played a joke. I’ve put pee-pee in your Coke…

10. My mother was angry with me for about two years because rather than used the money I had been saving since I was about six years old to help me go to art school, I gave it to her to help her pay for a necessary surgery that she needed to have.


11. I have been shot at, had someone attempt to stab me, been hit in the face with a cement block fragment (no broken bones thankfully), and had someone attempt to run me and a cousin over with a vehicle while we were on foot, at various points in time all before the age of 16.

12. I was raised in Louisiana and love all types of seafood, except for crawfish. That’s blasphemy around those parts.

13. I hate my full first name and therefore never use it because it is countrified as all fuck.

14. During sex I come to the right, come to the left, come two times, twirl my dick around and then freeze.

15. Due to the amount of ignorant shit I’ve encountered during my life so far nothing really fazes or scares me. The only time I have been truly terrified was when my wife was involved in a serious car accident which totally obliterated her car. She was three months pregnant with the twins at the time.
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Just like me.. haha my grandpa put me in the car, in a bus and in the tractor
 
Eye of Ra said:
My mom was pissed off because she wanted me to pursue my dreams of being a cartoonist and get away from the dead end backwater town we lived in at the time. After awhile she realised it didn't matter because she had raised me to be the type of person to always find positives out of negative situations and I would find a better way for myself eventually and getout of that town, which I of course did.

Yeah, I've had friends get killed by way of stray bullets back in high school back when the whole crack scene blew-up in the 80's and fools start repping colors and selling that shit. The fool that shot at me though was a dumb ass redneck doing typical show his ass shit for his buddies. Same thing too with me and my cousin almost being run over.
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You have been through so much man!!! Sorry about that man!!!
 
jayarmy said:
You have been through so much man!!! Sorry about that man!!!
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Hellspawn said:
Seconded.

Yeah, Ra I read about the 80s....nothin to play with at that time. I never did know the street life so I can say I was fortunate. Rough stuff.
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There's nothing to be sorry about fellas. That's life. We all have things thrown at us, some people just have it thrown a little bit harder or a little bit faster than some. The real deal is whether or not people let what's thrown their way make them as a person or break them as a person.
 
Dreaming_Blue said:
Oh, I hear you... I call it a dry spell because the male landscape is deserted. However, if you follow me down this way....

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...it's quite well-populated. LOL
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You're a dildo!?
 
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