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God damn. Another victim of the Hank Hill Diminished Glutes Syndrome.

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As I've said before, she probably sits on her spine. Her spine is pissed that it has no support and now it's cursing the hell outta her name.

But for real, though, I could ride my skateboard over her entire backside and it would be a smooth ride.

When carpenters n' builders need a flat surface to measure something, they ask her to lay on her stomach.
God you crack me up, BA!!!!:smt037:smt037:smt037
 
I'm to the point where all that's left of my pistachios are the ones where the shell is barely open and you can't pry it apart without taking skin off your fingertips. :cry:
 
I hate to bring this up, but where's your nut cracker?

I don't have one. I have other ways for busting a nut.

Those last few un-pryable nuts drive me nuts ;)

Me too, in a few of them, there's no crack at all! :smt099

I throw them away before I am tempted to pry them open with dangerous objects and hurt myself. ;)

I ended up using a butterknife. :D

Pistachios are my favorites!

They are my addiction. :heart:
 
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