Lol, petty, just because you want me to be your teenage girlfriend doesn't mean that you should keep confusing reality with fantasy.

 

stop dreaming

 

well, it makes sense, you keep teasing me saying I'm not 20 but liek 15 lol. I know the whole "tease who ya like" thing

 

lol...

you're living in a fantasy world

i have no intentions of boning your ass

 

It's okay, I'll just masturbate

 

I LOL'd at this Tarsh, you crack me up, woman!!

 

@ the strip club.

 

likewise babycakes...!!!! will you hurry up and move here already...!!!

you still working there...!!!!!

 

I was thinking the same thing lol. But Id rather find my decent women on the corners of impoverished inner city neighborhoods from between 10pm to 3:17 am, prime pickings

 

Latvia!

http://www.British Broadcasting Corporation.co.uk/news/world-europe-11493157

 

There are no decent women.
We all want big dick and money.....

BA, where is my damn burger!!!! NOW!!! and remove that third sock!!!

 

That's actually where I met my last g/f.

She was coming out of a club.

 

Fixd.

 

Thank you for fixing my detrimental mistake.
Will never happen again.

I guess my medium size dick man isnt paying only about 20% of our dates. Im delusional.
Thank you for correcting me.

 

He should be paying 100% of everything you guys do together and 200% of everything you do on your own.

Not to mention, if his dick is too small, you should find a man with a bigger shlong to compensate for the lack thereof given by mr. medium.


Oh, and..


You're welcome, my love. :heart:

 

This is why I love ya
You rock.

:smt077

 

I'm gonna bite yer booty. :smt106

 

Its chewy!!!!

 

My favorite.