Terrence Howard secretly marries

flaminghetero said:
What does that mean???????????????????????????

I keep reading about baby wipes and Terrence Howard.
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http://jezebel.com/gossip/top/terrence-howard-thinks-women-are-unclean-and-dressed-like-whores-287242.php

On his deal-breaker:

"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
 
flaminghetero said:
What does that mean???????????????????????????

I keep reading about baby wipes and Terrence Howard.
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It's a requirement. :smt042



ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?

TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.

ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.

TH: If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

http://www.elle.com/Pop-Culture/Celebrity-Spotlight/Howard-s-Den
 
flaminghetero said:
That's just crazy.
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Is ol' dude gonna mop up the mess when the toilet overflows because he's regularly flushing baby wipes down the bowl??

If a thorough, multiple paper wiping doesn't make your ass presentable to leave the bathroom, TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!!

Baby wipes is not the same thing as a bar of soap and a hand towel anyway.

If you're about to engage in anal:smt085 play with your woman or significant other, I hope you use more than baby wipes to prepare the entry for um, ....digital/genital penetration.

So, are we to believe Terrance chose his woman based on her affinity for using baby wipes to clean her ass??

Love his film work, but Mr, Howard is a bizarre cat.
Yes, a woman should always have impeccable hygiene and be one of the cleanest smelling persons in any room with more than two people, but that 'baby wipe' test is some whacked, uptight B.S.
 
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