PICK UP LINES & ICEBREAKERS...

That is a very sweet story :smt060

 

None!
I just want a man to come up and say hi. That takes guts and confidence and thats the kind of man I like.

 

Wished more women give the brothers some icebreakers as well.

 

This line always works for me....

"Hey my nubian lil' mama, what's yo' sign?"

 

how about ....what you workin with ......as i eye fuck his package.....lol
just kidding....but honesty is the best policy....if i were single and wanna find me a brotha...i would make sure i cross paths with him as often as i can...if i want something....i will take that shit....lol

i was driving the other day and saw this this beastly looking black man jogging....i almost got in an accident. he had his shirt off, sweat was dripping down his defined muscular back....i almost had a fuckin heart attack...i dont look much, but DDDDDAAAANG his sight made me speak out load....(loud)

then 2 days ago i was stopped at a stop sign and saw this fine ass brotha on a bike(bicycle)...i swear it was the same guy...he was black like tar but oh my god..my heart started to beat fast....

that first one i was talking about, i should have stopped and ran behind him as his sweat hit my face....backed his ass up in an alley and took his black cock right there.......oooooowwwweeeee

 

i think i need help.......

 

Here's a bunch of pick-up lines and some ways we can respond to them. I thought it was funny. :smt042

http://www.bored.com/pickuphelp/index.htm

 

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns?" :smt036. My women works at McDonalds, and every time she walks by me I ask her "Do you have some fries with that shake?"
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He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.


LOL that's a good one.

 

I just blushingly steer and smile, and make hard for them to resist, I feed off of a woman curiosity, because 90% of the time 9 out of ten guys fed her some corny ass line and she's wondering why I'm not the tenth. My thing is, It may take a day, a week, a month or a year, But I'm gonna get there.

 

That's a good approach, the guy that doesn't come out with some overplayed dumb pick up line is more likely to get my attention.

 

I've never picked up a girl in my life, I'm weird even if a girl is starting at me dead in the eye for minutes or whatever I'll just think I have something on my face or she thinks im ugly ah

 

Funny you mention that. I was daydreaming and accidentally stared directly into the eyes of this one girl in class once. She was easily a 8 or 9/10. Normally she would've or should've just looked away or lreacted with disgust/fear due to the prolonged stare from a complete stranger but instead she stared back at my eyes as I was probably still daydreaming about what Ii was going to do later that day. When I finally came through, I "awoke" to a beautiful girl staring at me with a slight smile. The whole thing was surreal and all I did was look away after I realized that I was inadvertantly flirting with her. I never did anything about this but I vividly remember the "connection" that we had for all of 20 or so seconds. I should've said something to her now that I think about it but I was stuck on this other girl I was dating on and off at the time. Now that I've been out of school and single, I never get any similar situations.

 

sure! it's because u suck and u r ugly, not because u r so handsome that angels would kidnap u and take u to paradise! U r a melon head, I promise! lol :smt043 Silly man. I'll have to get u a box of self confidence for Christmas!

 

True stealth game. This is how my man nabbed me. We saw each other around campus and at the odd bar or party.

Yeah, it did take about 6 months. or more. Truth be told we both had our own closures to make during that time, anyway. He told me once in the beginning, i don't care if it takes me years but I'll get you.

He's been making me happy ever since and we survived transition out of college to the real world too.

 

Ok, I had one guy coming up to me yesterday being all "i want your number, you so cute and sweet blahbla"
So i told him that it was international celibacy day, so I couldn't.
That shut him up..

But besides that, two guys that I know slightly, came up and did the whole "i like you, you are so sweet, can I see you again"-shit. I know they are just looking for sex, and I'm not, so I had to say no (in a polite way) to both of them and run for cover. I mean, I'm really REALLY sick and tired of guys going all "oh, i like you, you are sweet and nice, lets make babies" when they don't know me.

It's better to come up and strike up a normal convo..
Check if there is any common ground. I really apprieciate a man who tries to get to know me for real, instead of making guesstimations of my personality after looking at me. ...

 

For Scylla !!

This post reminded me of this cheesey song !!
But its funny and highlights your problem above enjoy!

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hah, i love that song! I forgot about it completely, thanks for reminding me

 

women are so picky, so let me get this if a guy is nice to you, he wants to fornicate with you?

 

yes. that's my experience too. those who r like "aw u r so cute", "u r so sweet, gimme ur number" at the right beginning r usually DiRTY BASTARDS! Probably it's not always like that but in my experience it is.