What Is Your Zodiac Sign?

http://love.astrology.com/Lswheeltaurus5.html

 

Thanks! That was fun! Here's mine:

The sign of the Fish rules the House of the Unconscious, which says a lot about the world that Pisceans live in. A dreamy state is very attractive to these folks, one where some delicious secrets are hidden from their lover, only to be sprung upon them at the right moment. The Fish enjoys alternating between conscious and unconscious states, the better to develop a romance in their vivid minds. When it's back to earth, Pisceans are selfless and intuitive and love to serve their lover. Showering a partner with exquisite fantasies and other sweet things becomes a blissful state for both. The emotions of the Fish run deep and can be rather erotic if their lover knows how to release them. Those born under this Water sign can flow like a river and have a sensitive and spiritual nature, which can be quite alluring.

Pisces and Romance
Whoever coined the term "dream lover" must have been thinking of Pisces, for these folks often have their head in the clouds, playing with this fantasy or that. Truth be told, can there be a better place for romance? Once back to Earth, the shy Fish will pursue affairs of the heart slowly, carefully and prettily, their aesthetic sensibilities as finely tuned as any sign of the Zodiac. The magical mystery tour of romance with Pisces can be most unpredictable, with hearts and flowers one day and games with veils the next. Either way, they will definitely serve their lover, for this is something which brings them great joy. It's a seductive romance dance for the Fish, and a great one at that, for there is hardly anywhere else they'd rather be.

Pisces in Relationships
Pisceans exhibit an easygoing, go-with-the-flow quality, which is a boon to relationships. These folks would definitely rather make love than war, the better to stay in their sybaritic, dreamlike state. The Fish's relationship with their lover is characterized by imagination, sensitivity and great emotions, and they'll sometimes wear their heart on their sleeve. Because of this, a lover who can protect them and make them feel safe (as opposed to the dreaded vulnerability) is ideal. Giving is also paramount in the Pisces mind, yet sometimes those born under this sign run the risk of giving too much, thanks to their selfless nature. The appropriate push-pull, or melding of the yin and the yang, will mean beautiful music for the Fish and their well-matched lover. The ideal Pisces soul mate is more grounded than they are but still loves to play.

Pisces in Love
As with so much of Pisces' life, if love can be a dreamy state of fantasies and play, a magical tour of mind, body and soul, all the better. These spiritual folk like to combine the real and surreal, so that love with the Fish becomes a creative hyper-state where almost anything is possible. Conservatives need not apply! There is an electric quality to the Fish that makes them almost magnetic in love, although their lover may not be sure just quite what it is that is so attractive. This mysterious quality that Pisceans possess can be quite the aphrodisiac in the game of love. The Fish is an empathetic sort and loves to serve their lover. These folks also love completely, for this sacred state is about the best that life on Earth can bring. Love can be scary for the Fish, but when it's right, it's likely to transcend all limits and reach a brave new world.

Pisces and Sex
Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door, if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two. As for the sexiest kind of play, it's in the water for the wet and wild Fish.

What Pisces Needs
The Fish adores that person who can help complete them -- a yin to their yang, that person who can draw them out and gently bring them down to a safe place on Earth -- is a keeper. Pisceans also crave a comfort level, a certain sense of security which says "hey, you're okay" and helps them to relax and trust. If their lover can protect them from the harsh realities of life and keep them from retreating to the safety of a dream world, all the better. Loving creative play as they do, a partner who can feed Pisces' muse will insure a serendipitous journey for both.
The Pisces lover is caring and compassionate, a sensitive and intuitive soul who brings a starry-eyed quality to the real world. The mystical and magical Fish can make playtime a lifetime of fun with the right person. Anyone primed for adventures into the unknown will find it here!

Yes, I posted the whole thing. I'm like that. :smt045

 

I looked for the Zodiac thread? And these are what came up.


I thought there was another one?
oh well... will post here then.