Young black embarrasment.(Y.B.E)

Found this interesting, feel free to add to the list.Found this in the urban dictionary.

1. Materialism, mostly influenced by rap culture.
2. Has multiple children born to multiple mothers. In addition, he may not be taking good care of these children AND has drama with the mothers.
3. Think that the only way he can make "quick cheddar" or fast money is to be a rapper, basketball player, record label owner or drug dealer.
4. Thinks that driving a BLACK Cadillac Escalade or other large SUV or truck will make him more "gangsta" or more of a man, when he can't even afford to put gas in it.
5. Gotta have a nice ***********0000ff]whip[/COLOR].
6. Brags on about how "big his dick is" and measures his manhood by the size of his penis.
7. Thinks that there are more prettier light-skinned women than dark-skinned women.
8. Idolizes rappers like Cam'Ron, Jay-Z, Jim Jones...when there are better role models to choose from.
9. Thinks that "2Pac and Biggie" are the "Malcolm X and Dr. King" of our time. Need I say more?
10. Disrespect women.
11. Thinks BET is the best channel for Black people.
12. Would miss an education Black forum to go home and see "Hip-Hop's Most Famous Beefs" on BET, when it is going to be reran about 68745026734 times.
13. Chooses not to vote for a Black political candidate because he feels that Black people cannot take such positions.
14. Feels that Black people aren't gonna get far, therefore, he doesn't try his best and uses that theory for an excuse.
15. Hate Black women because of stereotypes, so to escape from them, only dates white women.
16. Are e-gangstas and will threaten you over Myspace.
17. Thinks that being a good father means "being homosexual".
18. Is an ***********0000ff]Uncle Tom[/COLOR] (definition #2).
19. Cannot go to a community event without starting a fight between he and his boys.
20. Feels that looking cool is declining the driver seat so far back that it looks like a ghost is driving the car.
21. Thinks that every female should look like a video ho.
22. Thinks that the beauty standard for Black women is what's in rap videos.

 

I'm all for equality: here is one for a female Y.B.E

Examples of a female Y.B.E.:
1. Dates male Y.B.E.
2. Think she's ugly because she has African facial features.
3. Idolizes Lil' Kim when there is Oprah to look up to.
4. Has a large amount of children born to different fathers.
5. Desires to be a ***********0000ff]video ho[/COLOR].
6. Judges a man based on the car he drives or what he can give her (usu. monetary).
7. Feels that no other Black girl can be her friend because they are either "haterz", "jealous" or "fake".
8. Always angry. Talks loud and angrily, has to start fights if you breath on her, always causes a scene, thrives off of drama, always has a chip on her shoulder.
9. If she is dark skinned, hate every light-skinned girl because she is "stuck-up".
10. See ***********0000ff]Black American Princess[/COLOR].
11. Hate her race and tries to blend in with whites in order to feel good about herself.
12. Thinks having long straight hair is what's pretty.
13. Thrives off of Kimora Lee Simmon's lifestyle, including the idolization of Kimora Lee.
14. Has to look like a glamour diva everywhere she goes, even if she's just walking to the fucking mailbox.
15. Idolizes Paris Hilton. You got to be fucking kiddin' me.
16. Only dates guys who are thugs or pretty boys because she feels that Black men who are neither are gay or dorks.
17. Never smiles.
18. Feels like the size of her ass is what's gonna make her.
19. Act like 13 year olds when they are 27 years old.
20. Thinks that anyone who doesn't like what everyone else like is a h8ter! <-- Spelled just like that.
21. Thinks men such as Jim Jones, Jay-Z, Lil' Wayne and Ludacris are sexy...when it's not them it's their money that makes them "sexy".
22. Bands with other females just to create drama.
23. Cannot support other Black women because they feel competition.
24. Hoodrats.
25. Video vixens.
26. Uses welfare as a source of income, yet magically has money for her hair, nails, clothes and club parties...

 

I don't know too many sistas that 'idolize' paris hilton

where'd you get this list from, mate?

 

LOL mate? I cant say that I idolise Paris hilton myself. :smt042

 

We can say it, too!

 

Nah it's reserved for Aussies.

 

You're lucky I like you.

Otherwise, this would not end so well. :smt093

 

:smt042 When is the last time you used the word mate?

 

Hmmm, let's see...



Never. :smt033

 

Thats what I'm saying, leave the Aussie words to me!!

 

Fair enough.

I'll let that one slide.

 

Wise choice.

 

its all from the urban dictionary. Scroll down to the bottom of this page.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=black-skinned

 

For real. Paris Hilton isn't exactly a hot topic among black people.

 

And the British!
Americans saying things like 'bloody hell' and 'mate' is pretty funny though. It's like swearing - it's always much more heartfelt coming from a British person

As for the topic, I agree with the whole Paris Hilton thing as well as the 'Hates her race and tries to blend in with whites in order to feel good about herself' doesn't really apply with the rest of the negative stereotypes pushed on young black women.
I've found that black girls (and black guys) who do fit those 'hoodrat' stereotypes don't try and blend in with white people at all and make a point of showing everyone that they have as little to do with white people as possible.

 

My friend says mate n' shit when he texts, but he's just fuckin' around, when he texts and talks. It would be hella weird to heard somebody in my area talk like that for real.

 

The irony of the word mate, is that a lot of the time it is used to identify someone who really isn't a mate, usually a stranger. Thats how my circle of friends use it.

 

Same, yeah. My friends even use it in a patronising way, especially when football banter is involved.

 

Nor is she a hot topic amongst white people.

Me? I'd prefer if she just faded into the background....kind of like this:

And she was never heard from again.

:smt081

 

True. I haven't heard anything about her in a minute. I got no complaints though.