You may be Taliban if.....(Just sharing a joke)

Just sharing a joke ^_^

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."


1. You refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun
and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more
wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but
consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against...

7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to
discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one..

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.





If you know any more "You may be ..... if" lists please share them ^_^

 

Don't really find suicide bombing that funny tbh.

 

It is sooooo mean.... but I had to green..... very bad jokes... bud also kind of funny.

 

Yep it's both.....
The photoshopped photo of Tiger with his face all messed up is actually not too funny either if u think about it for a little longer-however if you don't get too deep into it it still gets a laugh out of u.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun
and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

I found the list amusing

this is so true tho..you'll see these guys in piece of shit rags, sandals, with a big ass gun and plenty of ammunition.

 

Number 4 was very ummm....yeah! I know a couple of people who did that while I was in the desert. Eww...

 

lol

when u gotta shit, u gotta shit

at least if you're in a swamp/jungle environment, you have foliage to use

 

:neutral:

 

You might be a Taliban if you wish your leadership to fail so you can replace it with an extremist religious theocracy.

Oh shit, that's Republicans.

My bad.

 

LMAO!

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Welcome back, Karma!!! :smt058