You come home from work and your son looks like this. What do you do?

I'll seriously answer this...

...he's too young to put out, but he would be told that he can do whatever he wants to do when he turns 17/18 and lives in his own place. BUT, as someone under that age, it is not welcome in my home, straight or gay.

I won't stand for the saggy pants shit so I'm certainly not going to tolerate anything that lines up with wanting to be the opposite sex of what you were created and born to be. However, if my child were born a hermaphrodite, he/she would, still, not be allowed to cake on makeup or sway on either side of the fence at his convenience. Pick and stay. Change up outside of my home and fix your ish ASAP so you don't perish from this Earth and screw yourself (w/God/Heaven).