WWBM Zombie Apocalypse Thread

I thought I would have a little fun on here since the forums have been about too many serious discussions relating to explosions, sex threads, and poop. So, in the wake of it all, I figured that I create a fun thread based on the idea of the Zombie Apocalypse. I know it's trending and slowly fading, but I want to get in on the action.

To survive the Zombie Aftermath, you'll need to prepare yourselves heavily, thus here are the conditions:

1. Which three WWBM members would you like to have in your group?
One of the same sex and two of the opposite sex because you want to have each other's backs and provide some extra ammunition.

2. Assign roles for each member.
Everyone must play their part and do it well in order to keep the group alive, thus it's imperative that you give people roles. Doesn't matter what you call it, but you need Medics, Navigators, Shooters, etc....

3. Weapons
You're allowed two melee weapons (Your choice) and each person is allowed up to four weapons and different types (handgun, rifle, shotgun, explosives), so assign them carefully.

Also, you're free to give the name of your group/team whatever you like and you can create a pact of sorts.

Anyway, go nuts with this thread! Let your creativity shine!

 

1. My squad would be archman, cherok33, and FG.

2. Archman would be squad leader since he has the most training of the group, cherok33 medic, FG support, and me scout.

3. My melee weapons would be a aluminum baseball bat and a samurai sword, you need to keep the zombies at a distance. Weapons, shoot, throw, swing, slice whatever the fuck you can.

 

Ohhh! Awesome! Thank you!I want a crossbow and a samurai sword

I also wanna know if we are in the beginning such as the first episodes of walking dead where there was a lot of walking involved to find safe space or are we dug in to a prison?

 

My crew would include ArmyRanger because of his military experience, BA for the same reason, Athena for her medical training as both an EMT and doctor, and BMJ for his engineering skills.

All weapons would be standard military issue for the group since all but BMJ have military experience. So an m14 and a .45 for them and a mossburg pistol handle for myself as well as well as a ruger .22 semi auto rifle for myself since I have training with those.
All melee weapons would be one sharp and one blunt. So it would be up to them which ones they personally feel compatible with but for myself 18 inch hunting knife and a retractable baton.


Damn this kind of shit makes you realize how much training you need to be useful in an emergency situation scenario. Train hard people.

 

Members: Nicole89Marsh, MajesticSaint, and Orejon

Positions: MajesticSaint is my right hand guy. Nuff said. :freehug:
Nicole89Marsh is the lookout for incoming zombies.
Orejon gets to operates machines to blow up stuff like a boss!

Weapons: GUNS GUNS GUNS!
OK I don't know many types of guns, so I'll name one brand; An AK-47 Gun, Grenades, Hidden Knives/short blades, and an Axe. :smt071:axe::smt031

 

Are these the slow zombies or the fast zombies like in 28 weeks later?

 

Or the creepy ones from brad Pitts new zombie movie, those things look entirely unstoppable. I want the walking dead zombies, please?

 

fast zombies never made sense. Doesn't blood coagulate after you die stiffening the body making movement slow?

 

Most likely like the ones that run after you and just go nuts. I think it's up to your imagination! :smt026

 

It's movie action fam. Gotta keep it fake

 

I'm with FG, walking dead zombies please!

 

Hey, it's up to your imagination! If you want walking dead zombies, poof! Your wish is my command! Or in your case...your imagination's command.

I like zombies that are sorta slow, but can also still have the ability to fuck you up if you make a wrong move.

NO zombies that sparkle, though. NO TWILIGHT THINGS. EW.

 

Yes! Please! Or we have to have like nuclear bombs an shit. Lol.
MS, its your thread, you decide.. Will be important for set up and weapons.



PS, I can't believe I'm that serious about this, I think I OD'd on walking dead!

 

Id get BlackKNight
PettyofficerJ
and that chick...FG or something?


Its like this site is full of "the walking dead", and those three are the remaining pieces of sanity.

Duties:

It is a well known fact that black men have low odds of survival in zombie movies (with survival odds relatively proportional to level of blackness- ie, the blacker the man, the lower the odds), so blackknights duty will be established when he dies, while me and petty (light skinned brothers) run for life.

PettyOfficerJ is a cold ,senseless, no bullshit taking dandadda with killing precision abilities:smt067. Not to mention he authored the book "Zombie Survival kit for dummies" (which he sells on ebay btw...gotta make that money). As well, he might provide gary coleman gifs that could cause zombies to burst in a state of laughter, while me and FG? run for life.

FG: Im a quick thinker, whilst dealing with mathematical reasoning and common sense applications, thus, as soon as FG? proceeds to "panic", i will simply utilize those panicking female hormones to ensure my personal survival

 

That's why I asked. That's very important. Lol

Lol at OD'd

 

motherfucka since when you been light skin. Drinking that good juice huh lol

 

That's four people. You need to cut out one person and replace that other person with someone of the opposite sex.

Remember: One other person of the same sex, and two of the opposite sex. (In your case, one male, two females)

I'm thinking of constructing my own style of zombie. Some would have no teeth, but hardened genitalia, waiting to penetrate [males only]. Females would have crabs invading the living's body via rectal insertion and they are stealthy. Then we need to include infants, children, and even non-human animals into the mixture. But for 99% of the time, you're dealing with the MS Zombies.

As for your question...just to maintain realism, they will be the slow moving ones [rigor mortis], but there will be those rare instances when we see the dead being able to walk faster than others.

I'll be sure to include the kinds of zombies in future posts.

 

You won't have easy access to nuclear bombs, unless you have the experience and the ability to create those weapons using what knowledge you have.

 

My bad. Then VanillaChai in for BA and dropping BMJ

 

Fuckin zombies! Kill them all!!!

I Pick Tarsh, Curley & LS (if we can't find LS, I guess I'd have to go with XOXO for his grand knowledge). I need to repopulate the earth, so I need some fine women to aid in that You say security, we can all practise our zombie attacks after work on repopulating. There would be no leader, everything is voted on (if there is an even split, roll a zombie head, pick face up, or face down.) We would all share all the duties, makes us stronger.

I'll go with the Samurai swords that you can connect for one long double edge blade (i.e. Storm Shadow from G.I. Joe), In conjuction, I'll go with a sawed-off shottie, it packs a punch, but light enough for me to still move ninja like.