WWBM Battle Quotes

Inspired by the recent fighting games, where characters often taunt their opponents before and after battles, I decided to come up with something that's all for fun and enjoyable for everyone.

The task? Simply select the people you wish to partake in a bout with and make some taunts to them as though you want to fight. Include the following:

(Battle Theme music - Mention the name or upload it onto the post)

VS. Whomever you select
1. Intro Quote
2. Outro Quote

Below is an example of how I want it formatted. I hope you all take the opportunity to look at, respond, post, and have fun!

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BigBrotherWise Versus:

VS. SKJgal101/LibraPrincess
Intro: “Puurrrrrrr!”
Outro: “You know I still love ya! But…you weren’t ready for this fight.”

VS. The Dark Knight (Andrae)
Intro: “You’ve been keeping your damned mouth yapping for far too long. Time to shut you up.”
Outro: “Fat. Loud-mouthed. Common. The world would be better without you, ‘fam.’”

VS. FG (Flyingeek)
Intro: “No mercy!”
Outro: “Didn’t think your head was that hollow.”

VS. Alectrona (Tarshi)
Intro: “Breasts!”
Outro: “At the end of the day…hell hath come.”

VS. chesbaygrl7
Intro: *Humming* “Oooo Death…Ooooo Death…won’t you spare her over another?”
Outro: “No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold...Nothing satisfies me but your soul.”

VS. 4north1side2
Intro: “Such tragic memories…”
Outro: “Sleep forevermore, bro. She’ll return to you one day.”

VS. satyr
Intro: “It’s about time you show up for the party. Shall we dance?”
Outro: “Voltaire would be proud.”

VS. Kunoichi/Bliss
Intro: “What you know ‘bout ninjas?”
Outro: “Leave the assassinations to me. You still have much to learn.”

VS. ThePrince
Intro: “I feel a hidden power dwelling within you.”
Outro: “You’re good. Too good even…but today isn’t your day, Dragon.”

VS. Archman
Intro: “Don’t you have a truss to bend?”
Outro: “Though Masterful, the outcome weighed against you.”

VS. Sonny Dragon
Intro: “Fallen…to the abyss.”
Outro: “FUCK! The Dragon has fizzled quicker than a man who saw a Blue Waffle!”

VS. nicole89marsh
Intro: “…..”
Outro: “It hath been done.”

VS. Eye of Ra
Intro: “Third eye? Meet third leg!”
Outro: “Tis nothing but a dickling.”

VS. orejon4
Intro: “Maddening power…”
Outro: “Twas nothing! Lament and wallow in your own blood soaked existence, friend.”

VS. Tamstrong
Intro: “Hold onto that cross. Soon it’ll be your loss.”
Outro: “Faith couldn’t save you. No matter, you still live to see another day.”

VS. Refugee
Intro: “Tell me…why does fear cloak all around you?”
Outro: “…for we are many.”

VS. Ymra
Intro: “This is your resolve, eh?”
Outro: “Such a pity…I guess the Marines lack a few good men after all.”

VS. Mikey
Intro: “Mikey poo! Good to see you!”
Outro: “I feel bad…”

VS. nocturnalmission
Intro: “This outcome needs no foreshadowing…”
Outro: “Why does my heart beat so fast now…?”

VS. jayarmy
Intro: “The legendary Black Blade! Let’s see how sharp your edges truly are!”
Outro: “In the end, the blade was merely a fairytale.”

VS. Wunword
Intro: “Challenge.”
Outro: “Won.”

VS. webmaster
Intro: “I’ll get my chance.”
Outro: “A now…cyberspace belongs to me.”

VS. Bookworm616
Intro: “Joanie? Oh….Joanie! The Darkness hath come to take thee away.”
Outro: “Corruption….”

VS. BACU
Intro: “No amount of training will prepare you for this fight!”
Outro: “You should have picked up Krav Maga. It would do you some good.”

VS. pettyofficerj
Intro: “Pity Pretty petty…”
Outro: “Lay off the steroids and Ninja Turtles…you wouldn’t have fallen so easily.”

VS. Iggy
Intro: *Takes deep breath*
Outro: “Shallow eyes are quickest to die.”

VS. Aliona
Intro: “Spare me the trouble of beating you and run…”
Outro: “You should have followed my advice, darling.”​

 

Wow! Epic thread much, Big Brother? Me likey! I'll post my real reply in the morning hehehe. And to make one thing clear though...saw the section with your name vs me. I am a lover. Not a fighter. If I were to fight my best friends, I would dare not touch them. I'm a peaceful person and you know it. Anywho, again, wonderful thread!! *hugs*

 

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LibraPrincess vs:
vs: Black DeNiro
Intro: "Well look who's ready for a good dose of the punchin'!"
Outro: "You get no sympathy from me!"

vs: Nicole89Marsh
Intro: "I might go easy on you..."
Outro: "Oops! My bad! Ah well."

vs: Dark Knight
Intro: "TIME TO KICK YOUR ASS!"
Outro: "Looks like you just got screwed...by ME."

vs:Mikey
Intro: "Please gimme a break... Gotta fight with YOU?!"
Outro: "Waaaaayy too easy!

vs: Jayarmy
Intro: "Looks like I met your match!"
Outro: "At least you'll be feeling THAT in the morning, huh Mistah J?"

vs:Alectrona
Intro: "I hope you practiced! Cuz this bad girl is ready to strike!"
Outro: "WHEE! EPIC WIN FOR ME!"

vs:blk4ww
Intro: "You really are a pain...time for the treatment!"
Outro: "Cured! ....with my sword!"

vs:NocturnalMission
Intro: "Let's see what you got!"
Outro: "Oops...I was supposed to go easy on you, hm? MY BAD!"

vs:BigBrotherWise
Intro: Awe man, I don't wanna fight you! You're too nice!
Outro: I'm so sorry....

vsrejon4
Intro: Let's dance, shall we?
Outro: Looks like my moonwalk will always overcome your slide.

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This is fucking good! I love all of them! Sounding like a true fighting opponent.

 

Thank you very much! I try to be creative with these type of things. :smt003

 

Intro: "If you don't like it, you can get deez stuffed in the back of ya' throat. Fuckin' with pimp named Sir Too Short."

Outro: "When it was over, 2 niggas needed stiches. Got cracked in they mouths for bein' punk ass bitches."

Yeah, I just quoted Too Short and Quik in a fight.

 

What about your fight theme?

 

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If this grow popular, then I'll do a Version 2, which is a Tag Team Edition.

 

Ooh a tag team edition! You got my vote!

 

Hell yeah!!! :smt077

 

Want me to be your sidekick? :smt059

 

Not sidekick...but Tag Team partner.

 

Eh...that's what I meant, Snicker Pan! :smt023 *flicks*

Well anyway, we can discuss team names and stuff anytime.
I already have a team name for my tagteam. *ahem*

TEAM FLUFFY FUCK.