Would You Rather...

Experience life like a video game OR a movie?
Pee your pants in public OR hug a random person?
Hit every red light for the rest of your life OR always be wrong?
Be able to fly OR hear other people's thoughts?
Have a unibrow OR have a uniboob?
Have sex with a dozen lesbians OR have sex with your sister?
Piss a marble OR shit a bowling ball?
Kill a puppy OR kill a middle-aged fat man?
Be 3ft tall OR be 9ft tall?
Have your eye fall out randomly OR have uncontrollable constant drool?
Have lice OR athletes foot?
Sit on a book to know what it's about OR lick every page to find out?
The dog eat your birthday cake or lose your keys 3 days in a row?
Have a 12in. eyelash you can't pluck OR earlobe the size of a basketball?
Have saliva tasting like gasoline OR rubbing alcohol?
Get a bad tattoo OR have bad teeth?
Hair on your palms OR hair on your feet?
Find your soul mate but every time they spoke, they sounded like ACDC OR be alone forever?

 

1. Video Game. You cant die in a video game because you'll always have an extra man....
2. Hug a random person. Ive pissed my pants before (alcohol was involved) Its really uncomfortable.
3. Hit the red lights. I had enough trouble winning arguments with my EX girlfriend.
4. Fly. Fuck what people think. I'd fly and never be late anywhere.
5. Unibrow. Since I'm a dude I don't have boobs.
6. Dozen Lesbos for sure. I'd have bragging rights for the rest of my life. Doing my sister will get me arrested, or banned from my family. What the hell kinda question is that anyway Britty?
7. Piss a marble. That would be quicker.
8. I'd kill the fat man. He could go be fat in Hell. Then I'd play fetch with the puppy.
9. 9 ft. tall. I could be a center for the New York Knicks. And I'd scare women with my penis.
10. The drool. I'd drool all day, instead have losing depth perception.
11. Athlete's foot. For that there's tuff actin Tinactin...
12. Sit on the book. Those pages have germs.
13. Cake. I can deal without cake. But I need my keys.
14. 12 inch eyelash. I'd be a trendsetter. Women everywhere would go for eyelash extensions.
15. Hmm. That depends if gas could burn the mouth. Yeah I'm going for gas.
16. bad Tattoo. There could be a cool a story behind that.
17. I got kind hairy feet. Not like a troll, but a few hairs here and there.
18. Id shake her all night long. yeah i;ll shake her all night looong. YEEEEEAAAH!

For making me do all this typing you get a message from Bill O'Reilly...

 

Lmaooo! That was fun. I didn't come up with the questions. I CC&P'd them off of a MySpace survey.

 

lol that is funny but some questions i dont wanna pick either so no point answer them but was great to read

 

1.Video game. RESPAWN!!!!!!
2.Pee pants, then hug the person. Or hug person and pee my pants and just hold on until they notice.
3. Red Light.
4. Unibrow.
5. Dozen Lesbians.
6. Piss a marble
7. I'll put a puppy down at the vet.
8. Damn, either way, my heart is fucked. 3 feet, I guess.
9. Eye. I got two.
10. Athlete's Foot.
11. Lick the page.
12. Eat the cake, then I'll have the excuse to kill the puppy. :smt029
13. Eyelash. I won't pluck it, just snip it.
14. Damn, alcohol maybe. Either way I'll pass out.
15. Bad Tat.
16. Hairy feet.
17. Damn, I guess the ACDC voice. Just drown here ass out with my music.

 

videogame
pee my pans
hit every red light
be able to fly
unibrow
skip
sh*t a bowling ball
kill a puppy
be 3 ft tall
uncontroball drool
atheles foot
lick every page
lose my keys
earlobe size of a basketball
gasoline
bad teeth
hair onmy eet
be aloen forever

 

I'm going to do it! LoL

Movie.

Hug a random person.

Red light.

Fly.

Unibrow. I can wax and tweeze them. Can't do shit about a uniboob, unless you're rich and can go under the knife. I've never heard of a uniboob until I found this survey, LoL. I hope I know what it means.

A dozen lesbians. See, I'm hoping since there's so many bodies, I could just sort of fade into the background and be left out and invisible/forgotten. Heh. That is my strategy.

Piss a marble. I think the urethra/marble ratio would be less painful than rectum or anus/bowling ball ratio.

Crap. Probably, and regrettably, a puppy. :smt012 I think I'd get a shorter prison term that way. I know, I'm selfish. May as well be though, if I have to kill something/someone anyway.

Ummm, hmm, uhhh, err, how about 3' tall, I guess.

Drool.

Athletes foot.

Sit on it.

Have my dog eat my birthday cake.

A 12" eyelash, and just do what Ajax said. I won't pluck it, but will trim it.

Rubbing alcohol.

Bad tattoo. I can get it removed or covered up. Real teeth are irreplaceable.

Feet.

A soulmate that sounds like ACDC.

 

1. A movie, but it has to have a happy ending!
2. Random person...peeing myself would be horrible!
3. Red light
4. Fly...save gas money and airfare!
5. unibrow
6. um, the lesbians I guess, haha...
7. OMG, neither!
8. the man, eh
9. 9'...
10. Drool
11. Athletes foot
12. Sit
13. Dog eating the cake...one of my dogs has actually done that
14. Eyelash...big earlobes are gross
15. Hmm...rubbing alcohol
16. bad tattoo...after all I am planning on being a dentist!
17. feet...you can cover that mess up!
18. Soulmate

 

Video game, because, like Brotha Ajax said, respawning -is- the shit.

I'd totally hug a random person. Done it before, actually.

I'd much rather hit red lights, because I despise being wrong. Don't have a problem admitting it, but I still hate it.

Unibrow. That can be taken care of with tweezers. Uni-boob..uhm...tweezers won't work.

Sex with a dozen lesbians, of course!!!!! There's no question.

..ow. ow. ow. Neither.

Middle aged fat man dies. Puppies are cuter, nicer, and far better for the environment.

3ft tall. I really don't like being tall, and I'd much rather not be insanely tall.

Drool. I'd just start wearing a veil to cover it up, and tell everyone I converted to Islam.

Athlete's foot. It's easier to cure than lice.

Uhm...sitting on a book sounds more comfortable, especially if it's paperback.

Let the doggy have my cake, I'm not a huge sweets fan anyhow.

Huge eyelash, cause, while it's unpluckable, I can take sissors to that bitch and trim it down

hrm. Well, gasoline smells better (I hate the smell of rubbing alcohol, so it's a lesser of two evils thing), but rubbing alcohol would probably be the better saliva taste.

Bad teeth, since mine aren't exactly perfect anyhow.

Hair on my feet. Palms would be harder to shave.

I'd take the soul mate and a pair of earplugs.

 

Movie, preferably Sign O' The Times, lesbians, and lice.

I have two friends with athlete's foot and it can last for years.

 

What about the other ones? Heh.

I didn't know that about athlete's foot. I was just thinking that with lice, I'd have to shave my head.

 

:smt043 Clever.

 

New people, do it.

 

ACDC... I'm always on a Highway to Hell...j/k