Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by alioufall, Aug 11, 2011.

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  1. alioufall

    alioufall Well-Known Member

    A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

    His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
    “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

    Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

    Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

    http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

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    alioufall, Aug 11, 2011
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  2. TheHuntress

    TheHuntress Well-Known Member

    I heard this before...and someone mentioned it in the comments on the article... that it's from The Onion.

    Just sayin'.
     
    TheHuntress, Aug 11, 2011
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  3. Redeemed One Jr

    Redeemed One Jr Active Member

    Riiigghht....as I'm sure no other women watching it got pregnant too? Hmm, I think Lucy got some explaining to do. :smt018
     
    Redeemed One Jr, Aug 11, 2011
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  4. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    Has jaisee's French fry been busy again...???
     
    wtarshi, Aug 11, 2011
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  5. mama

    mama Well-Known Member

    Seriously, how dumb is the husband? :smt105
     
    mama, Aug 11, 2011
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  6. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    LMAO!!!! Yeah, of course that's what happened...that & I'm the Virgin Mary. :smt042
     
    Tamstrong, Aug 11, 2011
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  7. mama

    mama Well-Known Member

    You are? :prayer:
     
    mama, Aug 11, 2011
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  8. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Of course...just like she got pregnant watching porn, my son was conceived via immaculate conception so I must be Mary. Sex couldn't have possibly had anything to do with it. :roll:
     
    Tamstrong, Aug 11, 2011
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  9. mama

    mama Well-Known Member

    It was you, wasnt it?
     
    mama, Aug 11, 2011
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  10. mama

    mama Well-Known Member

    Uh huh. :smt018
     
    mama, Aug 11, 2011
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  11. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Damn, the secret's out. :smt086

    LMAO! Maybe she thought that was part of the 3D effect. :smt105
     
    Tamstrong, Aug 11, 2011
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  12. TheHuntress

    TheHuntress Well-Known Member

    It's from The Onion.
    SMDH
     
    TheHuntress, Aug 11, 2011
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  13. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    After post #2, should have been / of thread.
     
    Bliss, Aug 11, 2011
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  14. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    is lippy the only one that wants to buy tickets to the movie:smt061
     
    lippy, Aug 11, 2011
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  15. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Just be sure you're all set for birth control. :p
     
    Tamstrong, Aug 11, 2011
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  16. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    lippy isn't having anymore babies;)
     
    lippy, Aug 11, 2011
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  17. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    If I beat you to it that makes it my thunder, lol. ;)
     
    Tamstrong, Aug 11, 2011
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  18. Stheno

    Stheno New Member

    seems people can not find better excuses anymore :p
     
    Stheno, Aug 11, 2011
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  19. qnet

    qnet New Member

    What a crazy story.
     
    qnet, Aug 11, 2011
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  20. goodlove

    goodlove New Member

    here is a seriously dumb dude. listen to this report

    [YOUTUBE]IQgMc32KGQE[/YOUTUBE]
     
    goodlove, Aug 11, 2011
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