Woman Says Daughter Got Pregnant From Swimming In Hotel Pool, Sues Hotel

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
"She is determined to go ahead with the case."
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

 

lol wow...that's funny

 

That is a parent that is really living in denial. Wow!

 

Lol definitely

 

Nope that is poland.

There was one case years ago, where a guy wantet to sleep with his girl without making her preagnant and he bought condoms in a pharmacie. (That is at least not soooo wrong)
Then he asked the woman in the pharmacy how to use them ( What is also a good thing to do, if u are not sure)
The woman in the pharmacy was to shy or what ever to give him the right answer and told that he should swollow the condom:smt119

WRONG ANSWER!!!!

The guy nearly died because of this.

 

and I grew up till a very late age, thinking that u get children only when u are married and u whish to have them. No sex needed!

 

That really sucks.They should make sure someone working in such a position is informed and willing to spread the wisdom to customers

 

:smt042

 

"stray sperm"!!!!!!
gack!!
:smt042

we should use that for everything:

"sorry ossifer, I was swimming in a pool and must be a victim of stray alcohol in the pool, I will sue"

 

LOL You are crazy! Hahaha

 

U got my number!!

btw, I somehow thought we already were friends!! The autrocity!!!!
I should have sent a request a LOOOONG time ago!!!

remedied, thanks to you.. so I guess that means u r crazy too!

 

Stop lying, you were trying to avoid it, only joking you are forgiven. LOL

 

U are avoiding the question...
;-)

 

What was the question?

 

I dont remember...
oh, it was u craaaazzzyyyyyyyy toooooooo

 

You crack me up!:smt042

 

"crack" is the key word

My lord, I need to go to beeeeddddd

 

Agreed. Wow.

 

Replace floor with pool.

FAIL!

 

how the hell did sperm get in the pool anyway?

was someone laying the chlorine-flavored pipe to some random bikini jawn

'let me bust this nut in this pool, always wanted to do that'