Who are your favorite comedians??

SardonicGenie · Feb 26, 2006

MistressB said:

Hehe Monty Python is just the group name. They came from Cambridge, the best university in the world! You'd love them, they're quite wacky.
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:roll: What makes you so sure? :wink:

MistressB · Feb 26, 2006

SardonicGenie said:

MistressB said:

Hehe Monty Python is just the group name. They came from Cambridge, the best university in the world! You'd love them, they're quite wacky.
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:roll: What makes you so sure? :wink:
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We have the same sense of humour, and I like em.

SardonicGenie · Feb 26, 2006

TheChosenOne said:

See I think there is a BIG, BIG difference between being witty and being funny the way a comic can be....I agree mosiah..Miller is not truly "funny"....he seems very intelligent and well-read...he's obviously a guy who keeps up with current events, but he doesn't get that laugh out loud impulse so many of the greats are able to elicit.....a lot of guys will claim him as their favorite comic to make themselves appear more learned, saying that they are smart enough to find humor in jokes that make vague references to old novels, little known historical figures....not everyone is in this boat...but some guys are.......
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I've always thought he sucked, like most of those comedians who used to appear of Colin Quinn's canceled show, which also sucked.

A friend of mine posted some jokes somewhere about Corporate America...I don't know where he got them from, but they are funny...check them out:

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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:smt005 Yes, he did bring it up.

Lesson:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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Oh, I think it's a wise psalm! rayer: What can I say? I love the bible! :lol:

Lesson:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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Hmmm, not sure why, but I like THIS one the most! :smt023 :wink:

Lesson:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
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Well, he DID ask for it, huh?

Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Lesson:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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:lol:

Tell that to those who are still there now.

tuckerreed · Mar 1, 2006

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