Whats the drunkest you've ever been?

Which planet was that again?

 

The last thing I remember is it being 8:15PM, next thing I remember is waking up on the stairs of my mom's house by a puke bucket. It was 4PM the next day. I've been told many stories of what happened but what actually happened is a total mystery. I was 16 at the time. We were drinking cheapo cider mixed with cheapo vodka, awesome combo... urgh. Apparently my big brother had to lift me home.

The next time was last New Year's Eve. I did a stupid amount of vodka shots and don't remember anything. I woke up with the biggest bitch of a hangover ever. I woke up in the main living room of my sister's dorm/halls of residence wearing a leather jacket, socks and my underpants. It was 1:30PM and I slept on the most pathetic excuse for a couch ever. My mates got me a veggie burger n chips from McDonalds and I took one bite and wanted to be sick. It was cold and plus everything tasted like vodka. It was a good night until the getting wasted part I guess. I don't remember how I got to my sister's place. I was apparently sitting in the snow at one point, well it was more like slush. I couldn't physically walk.

I don't get wasted like that much but it happens. I like drinking and I've learned how to handle my drink and when to stop now.

 

Hangovers, your bodies way of saying fuck you.

 

I've been drunk twice in my life where I basically just fell onto a bed and passed out.

I've never gotten sick from drinking.

I have a switch in my brain that tells me that I've had enough alcohol to have fun and then I switch to water.

I'm a happy drunk, but it's more like I'm just buzzed.

I drink beer, wine, cocktails, shots, whatever floats my boat at the time!! :smt023

I've never NOT remembered what I did the previous night.

 

I wish I could say the same. I've had my days where I basically felt like a modern day Sherlock Holmes, trying to figure out what I did the night before. It can be embarassing but it can also be funny. I had this friend who once knocked his side mirror off his car because he was drunk, and put it in his back seat. The next day when he went outside he started spazzing about it, to find out he was the one who did it. When you're fucked up you have this emotion that can only be defined as "fuck it". Then reality sets in when the buzz fades and you're left with an emotion best defined as "what the fuck".

 

LOL! It is pretty funny. I'm like "I didn't?? Did I?" when people tell me what I did. The thing is my friends could be bullshitting me with the stuff I allegedly did but because I don't remember I gotta just believe them.

 

The dude from those commercials is bad ass

 

You can only match his badassness by whipping a boobie out right now.

 

Can you prove it ? Cuz I cant prove that

 

I was once so drunk I woke up on Mindil Beach, Darwin Australia wearing nothing but a t-shirt, and a condom.

HA HA HA HA

T-shirt and a damn condom, and nothing else.

All I remember is being at a party with a bunch women and about 15 Marines. Leaving the hotel with a sexy lil something on vacation from Singapore and a blonde chick named "Pieta"....having some crazy "I can't believe she did that" sex...

...that's it.

When I woke up all I had on was the t-shirt and the condoms. I couldn't find me clothes and I had to walk a mile back to my rental car ducking behind walls and cars.

I drove on bass with nothing but my t-shirt on. Driving up Stuart hopin' I don't get pulled over. I get to the gate "Son, where are you short"

"Sir I lost them"

He muttered something about stupid yank or some shit but I just needed to get some damn pants on.

 

thanks butt face

oh and im not a fan of happy meals, cant stomach the cheesyness

 

protien shakes mixed with milk are nasty. much improved when mixed with ice cold water

 

sounds like an ex friend of mine, she was often that drunk that she would wake up in bushes or in her garden with no idea how she got there.

one night we were out and bout 3 am were outside, i turned my back for a minute and she was gone, a guy asked me if she was my mate and told me she had gone off with a guy but where she was going was full of men
i dashed after her into this house to find a big dog, great im petrified of dogs.
there were 17 guys in the house, one dragged me away from the dog into a room and barricaded the door.

he took all his clothes off, laid himself on the floor, asked me for a blowjob and promptly fell asleep, yep another one way too drunk to know what he was doing.

i spotted a perminant marker and couldnt help myself, i wrote dick head on him and then went off down stairs and gave the marker to his mates who finished off the writing for me

apparently it was his stag do, he was getting married in 4 days time lol

my friend didnt learn, i fell out with her after 6 months of sharing a house with her as i got sick of waking up to find groups of random guys wondering round our house and her having no idea who they were

 

When I was younger I used to get really drunk every weekend. Was a lot of fun, but i think the most fun was debriefing with your friends the next day and remembering all the crazy shit you did. Plus when you're young the hangovers are practically non-existent!

Nowadays the hangovers aren't worth it and I get sleepy before I get real happy lol. Plus I think you get to a certain age where it just isnt a good look anymore. You can get away with getting wasted when you're 18-22 but these days it's kinda lame.

I've lived in a dry community for two years now so I barely drink at all. Kinda can't be bothered.

 

ive been mixing with water for years. frankly id rather reserve the milk for cereal or cooking

 

I never got drunk and I don't plan to anytime soon. I get tipsy with a pair of sips of wine, start laughing and all, and it's enough.

Usual reactions to my NON-Drinking activity:

- (from italians, especially souther italians) "You live in the north and you dont drnk?????" :smt103;
- (from americans) "You live in Italy and you don't drink????" :smt103


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