Whats the drunkest you've ever been?

i used to have a pretty high tolerance level, never been sick, could drink 3 litres of white lightening, mix my spirits and stuff no problem

for the last 10 years ive hardly bothered, i have one on special occasions but thats bout it. im probebly a lightweight these days

i would be a cheap date in a bar since i stick to water mainly and taps fine by me

 

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almost as funny as watching that duck drink liquor, in The Wire

 

we know that, hun



lets get a round of happy meals, please

 

I don't like the taste of alcohol, but the one time I got anything remotely close to being "drunk" was when I had some grape wine (yes, grape wine! lol). That shit gave me a heavy head and put me right to sleep and I don't fall asleep easily. I guess I was tipsy? I don't know what that was.

 

Most people dont (with the exception of most wine drinkers and beer drinkers). I like beer mainly, hard liquor is straight for parties though. Back when my tolerance was up I could drink a 5th and half to myself of vodka or whiskey.

 

But it's hard for me to even sip it to get enough down to get drunk. I don't even drink soda (no desreversignitirw)

 

For real. It tastes like ass. But that's a good thing. If it tasted like Nes Quik, I'd be ALL FUCKED UP.

 

I love the taste of beer...then again I also drink about a gallon of water daily and mix protein shakes with it instead of milk

 

I definitely used to be a weekend alcoholic.

 

I rarely drink now, but the worst was at a Reggae bar one night, when the barman was hooking me up with grand orgasms all night.

So me and my friend are getting pissy drunk, and all I remember is singing to the DJ and him singing and grabbing me; some Black guy trying to pull me out of my car at a stop light to go with him; waking up on the side of the highway from a sleep and my friend gone from the passenger seat; but her shoes were on the floor, and when I got home she called me to tell me she rolled up home in a cab, but her bra was on the outside of her clothes, and her purse was gone. And her shoes.

Never, ever, again.

 

I dont drink anything other than a cuple of glasses of wine here and there on weekends.... I do tie one on every now and then but I have never been the one that got drunk and sloppy being out.

When I dated my Norwegian X in gradschool, there were a few times I couldnt keep up with their constant Jager and Vodka Red Bull. I fell and hit my chin one time in his bathroom so bad I had to get stiches.

The first time I drank, it was Kir - a white wine with red berries in it so its red... I puked red shart all over my clothes.. I rolled it all up and stuck it in the hamper and though my mother would neeeeveeeer find out... HAHAHAn- what a mistake....

 

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You influenced me, just watch - soon I will spill "hella" all over the place!!!

 

You can't blame me!! People never listen to me. Why start now?!?! :smt042:smt042

 

I thought I was the only one that wasn't big on drinking. I no longer feel like a square ass outcast.


Not my drinking story but fuck it.

We think our friend may have got roofied at a gay bar a couple months ago. He wasn't fucked up yet or anything and the next thing he knows, he wakes up, upside down on some random stairs, blocks away from the bar and his car with paramedics checking him out. He thought his car was stolen for a day because he didn't know where the fuck he parked it, so he hit up our friend to help look for it. We were joking and giving him shit. "Dude, you got fucking ass raped, ON THE COUCH!(The "on the couch" thing is an inside joke with us). Then we go, "Dude, maybe *our gay friend* roofied and raped you." We say this because he really wants to fuck him.

 

When it comes to you BA, I ALL ears!!!
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Ima BA diciple.

 

Then follow me, my child. Time for your baptism......this part requires you to get butt nekkid.




Join me in thine holy river!!!!

 

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At least there is no deck of cards involved....
rayer:rayer:rayer:

 

They have tasteless vodka, I know they serve it in a Japan Idk if they have it in the US. Date rape would go up if they served it here.