What's going on with you?

hmm how did i end up getting triple booked this weekend?

i think i need a secretary or maybe someone else needs to take control of my life and make my decesions for me

anyone want the job?
 
Brotha Ajax said:
I come home from class an hour ago, and see my mom's car ain't in there garage, so I'm like "GEAH!!! House to myself". I walk in, and my ex-step dad is in the mufuckin' kitchen in a tank top, and boxers, eatin' up all the food. All the chicken, all the collard greens, all the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chitlins. I love PIG FEET!!!!! Oh, wait, got carried away. But yeah, his ass in in the kitchen, in the fridge, pickin' through shit, like it ain't no thang. This mufucka done ate up the burritos my mama done made for ME!!!!!! Ain't no burritos left over in the fridge, or nothin'. Muthafucka. Damn, now I gotta roll up to McDonalds and get some shit, and for once, I don't want McDonalds. Mufucka just shows up n' shit, and raids the fridge. What the hell.


I ain't said shit to him yet, and he ain't noticed 'm here, I think. But FUCK!!! What you doin' in this house after 3 years, nigga? Like yo' ass live here. I ain't got nothin' against you, but nigga, fuck up out this house.
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ajax...you are so damn funny...have you thought about doing standup? or writing for a comedian just off of your real life experiences...did you take his key away? lmao
 
robina said:
hmm how did i end up getting triple booked this weekend?

i think i need a secretary or maybe someone else needs to take control of my life and make my decesions for me

anyone want the job?
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I do. But please, hire a hot assistant for me. :D
 
ThickShawty said:
I do. But please, hire a hot assistant for me. :D
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well im down to just double booked this week. the third got on my nerves with a crazy, im in love with you and you wont commit message, damn not even met the guy yet

hmmmm my idea of hot is a guy with dreads, are we on the same page?

hey if i come to padova then you can choose your own assistant, what do you think?
 
lipstick said:
ajax...you are so damn funny...have you thought about doing standup? or writing for a comedian just off of your real life experiences...did you take his key away? lmao
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Naw, never thought of the comedian thing. I got stage fright. :smt088

If he does have a key, should take it. But then my mom would get suspicious, but still. I don't want that fool back in the house acting like he's my dad. He already tried that shit once, and my dad wasn't havin' it.
 
Work, work, work! Wish I was getting paid for it, though. Lol. Discussing a collaborative animation with my baby to produce over the christmas break. Should be fun. Midterms next week, so got a crapload of schoolwork to do. And I am possibly meeting Nate's dad next week, too. He's an amazing artist himself, so this should be interesting!
 
Tonight was funny as all hell. EPIC Halloween night. Me and my boys went to our friends house, where he had a scary ass entrance all set up, and we were scaring hella kids. We had a smoke machine, an air compressor to spray mufuckas, and masks n' shit. One of our friends would bang on the garage window and another stood in the pathway, with a mask on, just posted there and staying still. Hella kids got scared. They were like "is he real". Dumbass kids. One parent took a picture of her kid with our friend in the mask.

Our Kiddy Kry Kount was 5. So, we made 5 kids cry . We were straight DYING!!! This one girl, who was maybe 4, walked down the pathway, and my friend sprayed her with the air, and she got hella scared, and was like "daaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!". She got so scared, she didn't even come up to the door. It was crazy fun. She was cry victim number 2. Yeah, I'm cold blooded, but our goal was to scare anyone and everyone. We didn't discriminate. Funny thing is, there were 14, 15, 16 year olds who were so scared, they bitched out, and didn't come up to the door. That was a success. My friend did have a chainsaw that he was gonna rev up, but we thought it would scare EVERYBODY away, and nobody would go up to the door. Now that the night's over, I wish we did scare some kids with the chainsaw. The chain was removed, of course, so no harm would be done....physically, at least. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I told my friend we HAVE to do the chainsaw next year, no matter how old they are, because originally, we were gonna do the chainsaw to just the older kids. Half the kids who got hella scared were like 13 to 15. It was so damn funny. Much to our surprise, we went through 20 pounds of candy. When we ran out, I gave this girl a candy wrapper, and she was like "thank you". HA!! Too dark to even see if I was putting anything in their bag. We were thinking of ideas for next year, and were fuckin' around saying how we wanna get dead bodies lying around, get a bucket of pig guts from the butcher shop, and just sling the shit all over the place, etc.

After that, my friends got drunk. We got some McDoncalds n' chilled. All in all, an EPIC ass night.
 
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Brotha Ajax said:
Tonight was funny as all hell. EPIC Halloween night. Me and my boys went to our friends house, where he had a scary ass entrance all set up, and we were scaring hella kids. We had a smoke machine, an air compressor to spray mufuckas, and masks n' shit. One of our friends would bang on the garage window and another stood in the pathway, with a mask on, just posted there and staying still. Hella kids got scared. They were like "is he real". Dumbass kids. One parent took a picture of her kid with our friend in the mask.

Our Kiddy Kry Kount was 5. So, we made 5 kids cry . We were straight DYING!!! This one girl, who was maybe 4, walked down the pathway, and my friend sprayed her with the air, and she got hella scared, and was like "daaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!". She got so scared, she didn't even come up to the door. It was crazy fun. She was cry victim number 2. Yeah, I'm cold blooded, but our goal was to scare anyone and everyone. We didn't discriminate. Funny thing is, there were 14, 15, 16 year olds who were so scared, they bitched out, and didn't come up to the door. That was a success. My friend did have a chainsaw that he was gonna rev up, but we thought it would scare EVERYBODY away, and nobody would go up to the door. Now that the night's over, I wish we did scare some kids with the chainsaw. The chain was removed, of course, so no harm would be done....physically, at least. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I told my friend we HAVE to do the chainsaw next year, no matter how old they are, because originally, we were gonna do the chainsaw to just the older kids. Half the kids who got hella scared were like 13 to 15. It was so damn funny. Much to our surprise, we went through 20 pounds of candy. When we ran out, I gave this girl a candy wrapper, and she was like "thank you". HA!! Too dark to even see if I was putting anything in their bag. We were thinking of ideas for next year, and were fuckin' around saying how we wanna get dead bodies lying around, get a bucket of pig guts from the butcher shop, and just sling the shit all over the place, etc.

After that, my friends got drunk. We got some McDoncalds n' chilled. All in all, and EPIC ass might.
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LOL...sounds like you had a fantastic night BA...!!!! maybe ease up on the little kids though :D
 
It has been a week since I got back from the States and now I am sitting here, studying for my psychology exam on Tuesday..sucks -_- But my sister visited me for the weekend and we partied all the time, so i guess the hangover is complimentary ^^
 
vanilla2chai said:
I just came back from a fab weekend in Abu Dhabi.

Formula One weekend and saw Beyonce and Jamariquai in concert.

What a weekend!
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HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like an awesome w/e!
We certainly wanna hear more about it!!
:-)
 
Just got back from a weekend in the Keys for Fantasy Fest. 4 of us went as X-Men.... I was Bishop. My other friends were Gambit, Silver Surfer and Deadpool.

Mother in-law flies in from Germany tomorrow, for what promises to be a very interesting week.
 
jaisee said:
Just got back from a weekend in the Keys for Fantasy Fest. 4 of us went as X-Men.... I was Bishop. My other friends were Gambit, Silver Surfer and Deadpool.

Mother in-law flies in from Germany tomorrow, for what promises to be a very interesting week.
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Wow. An interesting week, indeed. I hope all goes well!
 
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