What she REALLY Means...wink*

...at long last, my ultimate guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Remember to pay CLOSE attention cuz' it's not always WHAT she says but how and why she's sayin' it!


Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. cuz' I'm gonna' be awhile! ha

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me and ERR'thang I say, OK!!!

Are you listening to me?!! = [If she's already said this then chances are you're too late and you're deadmeat!]

We need = I WANT!!!

It's YOUR decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now and it's WHATEVER I say, not you!

Do what you want = Don't do what I WANT and you'll sooo pay for this later!

We need to talk = I need to vent, complain and blame you for something.

Sure...go ahead = I really don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you jackass!

You're so...manly = You need a shave and a shower cuz' u look grimey and smell right now.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = You just want sex, don't u?

I'm NOT emotional and I'm NOT overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I think my body looks a lil' flabby and I don't want u to see it.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house...

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper, AND...

Hang the picture there = no, I mean hang it over there!

I heard a noise = awww you were almost asleep, weren't you? Now go check out what that was!

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something or to buy me something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're prooobably not gonna' like but...

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry...

I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm YELLING cuz' I think it's important and you're not LISTENING to me!!!


**Disclaimer** Please realize these are just generalities and ALL women are NOT the same but YOURS is a unique, sexy, intelligent, thoughtful and amaaazing individual! Now fellas, BE SURE to remind her of that if you hear ANY of the above words or she WILL be bustin' yo' assets!!! lol


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When i ask a man "is my butt fat?", I wanna hear a clear and pleased "YES!" :!: :lol:

 

Exactly. Say what you mean, not just what i want to hear.
I woulg take it as a compliment if a brotha said my butt was fat.

 

I love white women who love their big, round booties. :wink:

 

And we know you BM have good taste.

 

That's right. My booty ain't gonna get any smaller, so I might as well find someone who appreciates it.

 

Thats exactly how I feel Aquapeach.
And a big butt keeps WM away. That in itself is an advantage :lol:

 

You guys are TOO funny with your talk about big butts. I was in the grocery store last winter and had on a long sleeve shirt and jeans so my skin was covered. All of a sudden I saw, out of the corner of my eye, a fine black gentleman looking over my shoulder so I turned around suddenly. He jumped back and said, "Oh my God....you're white!" I laughed and said, "Why yes....yes I am". He apologized profusely and said, "I'm so sorry...I didn't mean to say that, it just slipped out". He then scurried off as fast as he could. I laughed 'cause I know exactly what he was looking at. My boyfriend tells me that I have a booty that most sista's would give their right arm for. Used to be the bain of my existance, but seems now that it's my "claim to fame".
I've also had a number of brothers come up to me on the track and say, "Where did you get that booty, gurl"? My mom always told me that one day I would appreciate my red hair. She failed to mention the booty!!! LOL.

 

You got any pics of your claim to fame?

 

Camille, I know exactly how you feel. I didnt like my butt when I was younger, but since I have been with BM I am quite happy. Our "claim to fame"- well put.

 

Add:

"No daddy, I'd never date a black man" = "Yes I would, and behind your back too."

 

Thankfully, it won't!!

 

Nobody appreciates a big booty like black men. White women with big booties are unjustly criticized by many in their culture who think women should be a twig. Spend your time only the the brothas ladies. Besides, who hits it from behind like a brotha? Nobody! I tell my gf that with her big, wide white booty I'll never need anything like Viagra!

 

I saw this white girl with the perfect round ass! White guys where like "Eww who would ever hit that?" I was like "I SURE AS HELL WOULD!". Many women they called and deemed fat where NOT fat at all! I have dated alot of white women who where beating themselves up because they thought they where "fat". If a man can pick up a women with one arm she is in no way "fat"! (Well this is just my opinion anyway)