What kinda stuff in the boudoir DO YOU *NOT* dig doin'?

Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by AnMDBCartoon, Sep 30, 2010.

  1. AnMDBCartoon

    AnMDBCartoon New Member

    Since I can't sleep after getting the bestest prezzy I ever gotted in my natural life:

    http://www.whitewomenblackmen.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15342

    Like a nerdy kid anticipating a hot date with a hot babe...I'm just gonna walk the pillow tonight...and take the next day off from work..


    And so, I ask this query as stated in Thread Title.


    And, no, not the conventional no whips and no bondage kinda crap, either..

    Basically, what in all innocence the lass or lad in your life likes that you don't necessarily cotton to?



    I was thinkin' about this for Some Time Now..I don't know what for..


    But sometime back a former ladylove from Sverige knew of my extreme & intense dislike for CREAM OF WHEAT and ANY varaint thereof..


    Sooo....one night after I headed to her flat (I was on holiday from The States at the time-circa 1992)....


    She was waiting for me....wearing nothing but a necklace, a wristwatch, and a big smile...


    Covered with CREAM OF WHEAT..


    I took one look at the spectacle in front of me...


    and blasted out the words:

    **OUT!!!**


    And as she quietly got up and her 36-24-36 frame headed out of the boudoir, I yelled:


    AND *DON'T* YOO COME BACK **EEN** HERE UNTEEL YOU TAKE A *SHOWER!*

    And so she marched out to clean herself up....

    I *did* follow her to, uh, help her...


    But anyway.....I guess she wanted to see just how far she could push my manly pride with that stunt.


    Not very far...

    I'll do chocolate sauce, apple butter, whipped cream, cooking oil, and things like these...complete with satin sheets and all....

    But...


    I fucking *HATE* CREAM OF WHEAT!









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    Last edited: Sep 30, 2010
  2. Ms. J

    Ms. J Well-Known Member

    Please don't hold back, tell us what you really think :smt078

    ohhhhh no, ok I get it, you really, really don't like cream of wheat

    I'd rather hear about your prezzy, sounds stupendous :smt026

    I'm fairly open minded in the bed room & like a lot of stuff that's probably considered outside of the mainstream :smt079 :smt016 :smt118- ok, who am i kidding - I like freaky stuff :smt106 that many women probably don't, so I'm not objective. Does it count that I really hate oatmeal?

    I wanna hear about your prezzy - please, please, please!!!!
     
  3. AnMDBCartoon

    AnMDBCartoon New Member

  4. TheHuntress

    TheHuntress Well-Known Member

    ROFLMAO AnMDB...Oh wow, I burst out laughing when I got to Cream of Wheat. I adore your posts. ROFLMAO

    Sorry, laughing too hard...and I don't have anything to share besides my hearty appreciation of your humor. :)
     

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