Rich and educated men Deciding our fate Halls of congress Pick a bailout Yeah the news carries weight Old Mom and Pop shop Mechanics with cars Trying to get a loan Oops...the business will flop Eight years of pain Eight years of rain Some will agree But it really doesn't matter Because we all must see That a change is needed The skinny man pleaded Harvard Law degree elite Gave him the skills to compete We've got a true war hero More direct than DeNiroAnd he'll stack the courts With all the clones of Alito Hockey mom and the statesman Engaged in debate All the people like her style She thought she was great The pundits were impressed But her responses were late My attention span is short Been studyin' torts I'm about to go to sleep And dream about quartz!