What does he think about?

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Playa, at some point you gotta drink some pepto-bismol and let the shit go.

 

She was a fool, to let a guy like you go, even more of fool to cheat on you!
Keep on believing you'll find a lady who appreciates those things.

 

OK, so what do you think about? Please educate us.

 

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NO! What sort of animal do you think I am?!

I'm lying, of course I do lol
No, I think about my sweetheart all the time.

Yeah. I think about the positions we've yet to try.Sometimes.

I think I had her hair wrapped around my hand while I was smacking...wait. I might have been thinking about sex :smt102
Yeah. We had a hard time saying bye.

Yep! I always keep her g-strings. Not really. I enjoy the memories more.

marriage=curse
Yeah. I could see it happening. We already spend a lot of time together.

Kids= blasphemy
They'd look as beautiful as their mother and as handsome as their father.

I'm giver and so is she. Needless to say, 69 is our favorite position. Not really. I just go with the flow. So far it's been a pretty smooth ride.

She recently found out that I knew where her g-spot was. Of course. Gotta keep the romance there.

Usually if I open my eyes and tilt my head down, I can see hers bobbing up and down... Nah. I'm a little too self-assured for all that.

 

OK??

 

Too funny!

 

Yeah, he tried to hide it all in white print. Sneaky huh?