I got this from a group on a site I am member of,Anyway, I know quite a few ppl in here that are vicious enough to make these wishes come true in the worst way so hit me with it. Grant the wish of the person above you in the most jacked up way possible (common example I wish I won the lottery..."granted,but you threw out the ticket the night before") So.... I wish my bf was back from Iraq now instead of in 2 months