AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! Vaseline? I am DYING right now. And all around Epic Failure.
[Chuckles] This is what you'll get yourself in! But this is far beyond being so stupid! Why trying to measure up, so you can destroy women's parts while having sex??? This story I find it so damn funny, but serious!! I'm very happy with what I have!!!