Just donate it to V's Dubai WWBM party fund. Hopefully that will cover my entrance fee to the party.

 

Not so fast, GZ. Bookie, I need to file a complaint.

 

for what? You already knew I was a speedy gonzalez.

 

Uh oh? Now what did he do?

 

I was waiting by the predetermined dumpster with my big piece of chicken in hand when all of the sudden, some man ran by, grabbed the piece of chicken right out of my hands, and marked a big 'GZ' on my blouse. It was so fast that I didn't even know what happened. I'm filing a complaint for the $5 service fee, one large chicken breast, one silk blouse, and emotional distress. I can't even take my garbage out any more.

 

LMAO!! See? That's why I require the surveys. If I hadn't found that out, I'd be out alot of money and have nothing but unsatisfied customers to contend with. No one wants that.

I will pay you back all of your money.

GZ! That is it! In my office right now for 20 lashings!!

 

Your'e lucky u got the GZ markings on ur back, other ladies just get the loud scream and poff the chicken is off their hand.

 

Thank you, Bookie. Will the lashing be posted on You tube?? I feel that it is only fair that I get to watch. It would make me feel better.

I'm glad that I got it too. It's all the evidence I need.

 

It absolutely will!

 

So r u gonna be filing a complaint in higher court? I wonder who will be the presiding judge in my case? Hope she will have mercy on my Pathetic soul.

 

I'm so excited!!! :smt026

 

I feel bad now. I tell you what. Just send me some Sprite, and I'll forget about pressing charges. Would you be willing to do that for me??

 

I am so dehydrated from servicing the neighborhood dumpster and am dry as a bat, so no sprite for u at this moment; unless of course u willing to take an empty can.:smt043

 

And what exactly am I supposed to do with this empty can to heal my pain??

 

well, u need to ask Bookie the sheriff, she will teach u some Improvising method.
Improvise GG, improvise

 

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Sweet Jesus STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My belly can't take anymore.

 

U very welcome, u owe me canadian ice wine!

 

Hmmmm...improvise. If I wanted to do that, I wouldn't have requested your services in the first place.

 

Well, u already knew I was hired under a quota and I was a flop at the job; so u problly better off with the empty can. BTW u can always turn in the empty can for recycle and get a newer one; but be aware Bookie will charge u more and the fresh one don't do dumpster

 

Dang it. It's hard to find ones to do dumpsters anymore. I thought I had hit the jackpot. Oh well, I appreciate your honest. I'll take my empty can and use it well.