This Is Why I'm Hot!!

MR SAXAPHONE

You aren't a former street hustler!!

 

Oh I forgot I put that up here yeah malik you right I aint know pusher, but get mistakened for one here and here by the dopeheads because just like I get mistaken for a rapper and so on....guess it's because of my look, my style, my swagger, my slang....hey Im from the hood, Im ghetto, I wish I had some chicken and half ounce right now :lol: :lol:

 

wow all the replies! ok

I'm hot because
1. I have 2 tats
2. I am very outgoing
3. I've got size 34D breasts
4. I am amazing at baking (way to a mans stomach)!

 

Regarding - having an orgasm without being touched....

sorry missed that you guys had asked about this!

The mind is a very powerful thing and can make many physical things happen without any real outside prompting.

But also think about these things that would be stimulating...someone's voice, the way they may look at you, extremely strong attraction, strong emotional ties to someone, a really great scent, really great food, strong chemistry/physical energy but not any touch. :lol:

Mllrtme - I'm betting you are not really outgoing. I would say the 2 tats because I think you may have more?

 

Hope I won't get cyber smacked for this :lol:

You don't have 34Ds

 

I'm hot because

1) I'm 5'8"
2) I'm lean and mean
3) I can bench 200 pounds
4) I have good domestic skills (cooking, cleaning, painting)

 

You're right!

 

I'm hot because

1)I have an evil look that I can use to seduce women. :twisted:
2)I am extremely loyal to my race and I am problack. :shock:
3)I have an 6 pack. :shock: :twisted: :wink:
4)I have never broken and/or fractured a bone in situation that should. :shock:
5)I have been in situations that I should have died with no 100% expectant survival but I did. :shock:

*Talks like the riddler off of batman*

I lied somewhere and I gave clues.....or did I? Heh heh heh Two lies. one obvious the other not so. Who can solve? Everyone should atleast get one right......

 

This is Why I'm Hot.............

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Im hot because::

Im graduating from civil eng. in june
I can roll a dice and save a life
IQ test confirm im way above average:::On mechanical things
I can spit 10 meters away
I yell when i talk
i dont hate G.W Bush. I hate Americans for electing him, then hating him for being an idiot when they should be hating themselves cuz they are the idiots...hjahaahahaha

 

oh yeah,,and i have a six pack..... :roll:

 

#3 is a lie,,,,,,cuz you aint got no six pack b....youre that fat kid that spends hours on the treadmill,,,with a sandwiich in hand
#1 is a lie,,,,your evil look got as much sex appeal as an oompaloompa on a bad day

 

I'm hot

because

I'm cool
I'm a jazz musician
I'm a 4-wheeler (land rover)
I'm respectful towards women.
I'm tall
I know martial arts
and I love interracial relationships

 

Umm... I don't really know. Well I know what I like about myself, but doesn't anyone else find it embarrassing or weird just writing out self-praise?
Not knocking anyone who can, but I've never felt comfortable talking about myself like that.

Well, I've got big eyes apparently. Think that's good

 

:lol: It's a game Cole!

 

I'm sorry...

I'm rubbish

 

Not at all!

Just play

 

*Disclaimer Shameless self-promotion below*

1. I'm an Eagle Scout and can get by in the wild with my knife and wit

2. I held office in any every organization I participated in(in college).

3. I love to fight and am undefeated in my amateur career(which is probably over).

4. My dance moves will blow your clothes right off.

5.And of course I'm very humble and you'd never know unless you were on WWBM.com :roll:

 

As ever, I reply to this post with serious time delay issues! (Consider it the time warp of living in Australia? Or perhaps that punctuality is not my strong point...?!). Anyhow, here are some of my reflections regarding heat emanating

1) I’ve got eyes that bewitch.
2) I can captivate with my dancing.
3) I bellydance to Britney Spears’ song, Piece of Me.
4) I have curly dark hair down to my waist.
5) I hold two postgraduate qualifications.
6) I can sprint 200m in 45 seconds.
7) My smile.
8) My livelihood is made by helping others.
9) I can be shy.
10) I can be outrageous and bold, even confronting.
11) I can engage you one-on-one in intelligent and engrossing discourse.
12) I don’t fit in any box, including that of only four statements
13) I like challenging the irrationality of superstitions.

*grins cheekily*