The Thinking With Your Dick Thread

Talent does not necessarily equate intelligence. How any grown man who has had pussy since he was probably 16 would wanna knock up some trifling hoochie beats my mind and some even wife these women?

 

Man, knowing Mos Def, he probably raised her consciousness level, got her to convert to Islam, and now she's studying mathematics at university, cooking him nutritious meals, giving him a child, dressing modestly and being faithful. Those Brooklyn cats have game. No wonder he's always smiling. LMAO

Call me crazy, but she's nothing to write home about. Just a hoosier with a big blob of derriere. I'll pass.

ROFLMAO!!!

Hey now. She's a 'Sex Worker'.

 

I look back on comedian Franklyn Ajaye when he talked about guys who think with their dicks.

"I don't think with my dick. My dick thinks for me."

Comedian Billy Crystal also did a stand-up routine in which it takes over and gives him directions to a girl's house.

Both routines are hysterically funny.

 

Orejon killin me with that Mos Def rant. :smt043

 

Look at him, GFunk. Doesn't he look happy? Lol

 

Oh no, she's an "escort" lol

 

About as happy as being at customs and not being allowed back on US soil.

 

It looks like Hank Baskett is ready to join the Thinking with Your Dick club in the worst of all possible ways. There is no enviable choice between the two but if came down to getting caught out there with a tranny or knocking up a stripper, I would begrudgingly take door number two. That is too embarrassing.

 

Hope she has a union card.

He's probably thinking "Good! Now I don't have to worry about her wanting to go shopping." Lol

Careful what you wish for Satyr, lmao.

 

Cmon man its a no brainer. Heterosexual man and a choice between a tranny and a stripper. I'm going deep sea diving in that stripper's p@%#*&!

 

Be sure you put a wetsuit on that muthafucka.

 

Word man. There's nothing worse that being a stripper's baby daddy not to mention all kinds of health code violations going on in that p@#$%!

 

Hahahaha...you do know what door #2 is, right? I thought you were opting for #2, as in the tranny. Presumably you can go in door #1 with the stripper.

 

Congratulations to Arian Foster for becoming the father of a healthy baby boy with his mistress and a member of the Thinking With Your Dick Club. Dust off your checkbook playboy.

 

Duh, duh, duh...another one bites the dust.

 

Ha! Can't even feel bad for these mufuckas.

 

SMH When are these athletes going to learn?

 

I gave her $500 at the Radisson hotel in King of Prussia, PA at the end of August 2011. I had a big crush on her from the very first time I saw Jenna in Show magazine 2006 and could only have hit those white, creamy, fat cheeks as they rippled against me in a fantasy . . . but one Wednesday afternoon :smt118 . . . that fantasy became a reality

I don't pay her for pussy . . . I pay her not to press charges after I fantasy fuck that fat creamy white ass . . . standing doggie with the inside elbow grip ala Nat Turnher

No mercy, No remorse

 

Nerlens Noel knocked up a renowned groupie, asked for a DNA test which came back positive, and now said groupie is asking for $10,000 a month in child support. For my brothers who aren't math savvy, that's $120,000 a year. Wait until he gets his first max deal.

The Thinking With Your Dick Club has a new member.

My man looks like a hyena rocking a flattop.

 

Smh. I don't understand the MF's in this thread. It seems they never learn. Lol. *say cheese!* lol. That's a big fucking smile.