The Thinking With Your Dick Thread

You know how I feel about tricking, so here is my thread for all these multi-millionaire brothers who can't either keep it in their pants or wrap it up.

Paul George

Not only did he get eliminated by Lebron and co. for the third year in a row this season, but got hit with paternity papers by a stripper to boot.



More to come.

 

Albert Haynesworth apparently knocked up a stripper too and got hit with a $10 million lawsuit.



Joe Johnson knocked up a stripper too. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

 

damn, mofos will lay with anything.....goes to prove just because you have money doesnt make you smart.

dumpster-diving mofo.

 

Those girls look physically cute and we can't forget that a lot of these kids were broke youngsters just a couple of years ago. Some of them still act and think like they did when they were struggling.

 

yeah i can understand wanting to fuck em but if you do want fuck em then use the condom you brought to the fuck session

 

True.

These guys were targets in high school and college because of their athletic ability, so they should've been used to the attention by the time they were drafted.

George, Haynesworth and Johnson all signed contracts in the $90-100 million range. Those dudes should've known better than to go around sticking their dicks in strippers. I don't care how attractive a woman is, she's a STRIPPER. Her job skills don't involve typing up memos or preparing legal briefs, but getting men to trick.

Mos Def is another brother who hooked up with a stripper, even wifed her ass. Trifling.

 

:smt081 comedy

 

have you heard about the tranny that makes a living cashing in for drugging athletes and taking pics then black mailing them?

new recruits are warned about him and he has gotten people like reggie bush to name one...

 

These dudes are game goofy man, they only catch women because of their star athlete status. A lot of those athletes are also tricks too. For example, has anyone heard about NBA player James Harden giving $20,000 to escort Jenna Shea?

 

Brothas see that white ass and lose they dayum minds...Smh

 

She's a Black man's kryptomite! Lol

 

Hoes like that know it to. That's why they target these dumb athletes and rappers. I bet she got a flow chart at home with who to fuck with on it.

 

Lol you already know it bro! She's a professional hoe and a lot of rappers and ball players paid for some pussy from her.

 

Actually heard Jenna on the radio the other day and your right she is a pro. She was talking how she does do anything with anyone no matter how famous if they don't have the cash. She told a story about how the pornstar Kelly Divine brought her along for a little get together she had with Kanye (before Kim of course) Kelly was hooking up with Kanye but Jenna said she would not do anything unless some cash was forked over.

Some of these dudes go around blowing perfectly good money thinking with that little head in their pants. There is not a piece of ass in the world worth $20,000 for a night.

 

"Pussy gon" sell when cotton and corn won't." -Fillmore Slim

Prostitution is the oldest profession and women like Jenna are keeping it going. I respect her hustle because she knows she's a hoe and at least she's charging cats to fuck her.

 

it aint trickin if you got it

 

LOL that's the dumbest rap line ever that these rappers started. In order to trick you have to have it. They tryna put a twist on trickin

 

Come on, it's James Harden. He always gives it up.

 

This amuses me. Good thread.

 

Like some mofos on this site.