The Smart Condom is Here people...you buying?

Currently available for preorder on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date.
http://britishcondoms.uk/i-con-smart-condom.html?wg_siteid=116019&wg_affid=49483&source=webgains

It's basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity. But don't be too hard on yourself.

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

• What's my thrust velocity?
• How fast are my thrusts?
• How many calories did that sesh just burn?
• How many times did I just have sex?
• What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?
• What's my girth?
• How many different positions did I just conquer?

Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let's gamify sex. What could go wrong?

What is i.Con? Is it an actual condom? Is it reusable?

No, i.Con is not an actual condom; it’s a ring that will sit over a condom at the base, which you can use over and over again. It is extremely comfortable, water resistant and lightweight, you won’t even know it’s there ensuring maximum pleasure and, peace of mind that you can choose any condom you wish to use in conjunction with the i.Con.

How does it work?

Utilizing a Nano-chip and sensors, i.Con will measure and remember a number of different variables during your sessions. Once your session is completed, you will then be able to use the i.Con app to download your recent data which is paired to the device using Bluetooth technology. Once you have downloaded your data, the i.Con will automatically clear its memory making way for your next session. It’s extremely simple to use.

What about charging the i.Con

The i.Con has an integrated micro USB port so you simply plug the i.Con into your computer or mains and charging will take approximately 1 hour.

How long does the charge last?

i.Cons energy efficiency is incredible, so each charge will last approximately 6-8 hours worth of ‘live’ usage.

What does i.Con do with its data? Can I use it anonymously?

Absolutely! All data will be kept anonymous but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world. You will be able to anonymously access stats that you can compare with i.Con users worldwide.

 

wow

um....no

 

Lmao

 

Now I can finally track my stats

 

I saw someone mention on Twitter that this can detect if a female has an STD.

 

Lol it's a silly gimmick.

 

Hmmm, Mass Effect Andromeda or a condom that connects to twitter.