The Shit Burger

Discussion in 'In the News' started by Ra, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member

    Story taken from the Gothamist .com.


    Well. Here's something...different. A Japanese scientist has developed an alternative meat source, made out of soy protein, steak sauce, and human excrement. Yes, that's right: poop. Poop mixed with seasoning and squeezed out, slowly, graphically, through a giant tubular press. Oh, and it's not cheap, either: developer Mitsuyuki Ikeda says "at the moment, our 'artificial meat' is 10-20 times more expensive than normal meat." But it is low-fat! And if you're one day lucky enough to bribe your way into one of the elite, post-apocalyptic underground bunker colonies, you can look forward to violently shivving your bunker-mate for this delicacy. Thank you, Japan!

    Here's the video, which, while technically safe for work, we encourage you to watch at your own risk as Ikeda and his pals enthusiastically eat their turd burgers. Requisite spoiler alert: These burgers are made from people!


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    FUCK THAT!!!



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  2. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano Moderator

  3. ThePrince

    ThePrince Active Member

    I read about this on Facebook. Digusting! :smt078

    I also I have to ask. Why the hell would you post this? I think this goes under the "I really don't need to know that" category. But I guess I'm contradicting myself by contributing to this thread. lol
     
  4. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    This.
     
  5. MissWacy

    MissWacy New Member

    LOL at some of the comments in the vid, thats some nasty ass shit "turd burger" pahaha fuck outta here
     
  6. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    Fucked up as this is it's considered news. And it's been making the rounds on line and even on TV. Bill Maher even talked about it last night on his Real Time show.
     
  7. LA

    LA Well-Known Member

    :smt103 "Turd Burger"???
     
  8. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    This reminds me of when my daddy would tell somebody to "Eat a shit sandwich!" lol
     
  9. Mikey

    Mikey Well-Known Member

    The Supreme Court needs to intervene. Ban it from distribution. It's a health hazard.
     
  10. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    Psst. Yo. It's not been approved anywhere period yet. And even if it was nobody is or will be forced to eat it.
     
  11. JordanC

    JordanC Well-Known Member

    Ra, you can have mine. Since you are a nice guy I will go without so you can have more. :p
     
  12. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member




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  13. JordanC

    JordanC Well-Known Member

    ;)
     
  14. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    I ain't mad. :smt058
     
  15. Mikey

    Mikey Well-Known Member

    That's disgusting, Jordan!
     
  16. Soulthinker

    Soulthinker Well-Known Member

    Has this scientist has anything else to do? This is a strong ick factor and it smells to high heaven. Gross and ultra creepy.
     
  17. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    Thank you for the video Ra! Now I can donate my magical turds to the Japanese and create healthy, digestive poop burgers with extra corn!

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    ...and by the way...

    IT'S FAKE!!!!!
     
  18. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    I'm quite surprised that you were not the first person to find and post this little tidbit of science news up on the forum.
     
  19. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member

    So it's a joke that's being played on people or something?
     
  20. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

    And really...it's a fake. It's a hoax. A hoax. A hoax. That video isn't about shit at all!

     

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