The Dating Dictionary Game

Got it in one!

 

A little classifieds humor here...


40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist................................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing

Professional..........................Bitch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

Here are some more:

Cuddly - Fat
Solvent - Boring
Likes moonlit walks on the beach - Liar
GSOH - Ugly
Professional - Bossy
Loving - Clingy
Loyal - Obsessive
Homely - Very ugly
Sensitive - A pussy

 

This is impressive. You folks know those Internet Dating/Personal sites so well enough to decipher those ads of the top of your heads like that? Gosh.

I would say that I've seen it all, but we all know what will happen when you do that. You only hex yourself when you say that. It's not always good karma. :wink:

 

I really don't know internet ads. I can read people and how they present themeselves. On the surface everyone is usually bs,you have to get past that to get the truth about a person.

 

Yeah, you're utmost correct about that. I usually don't even take the time to read through a lot of those websites anymore, after what I have seen. Sometimes I wonder, how can people like those on those dating sites have ANY standards?