The Dating Dictionary Game

Ok, I'm sure many of you have been on dating sites and have read many profiles and have created one for yourself. I know when I look at them I get immediate impressions of the person after looking at the summary profile. So, I want to play a game here. Someone puts up a synopsis and everyone else, gives their first impression. I'll start off with a synopsis and an impression.


Synopsis: Female, 40, Single - Never Married, Lives with children
Impression: Baby daddy drama.

 

Synopsis: Has Significant Other, Looking for friends and pen-pals
Impression: Unhappy in relationship, but afraid to leave; waiting for someone to come and puts some serious work into stealing them away from their significant other.

 

Synopsis: Girl Next Door
Impression: Freak in the sheets

 

Male, late 50's looking for slim female, 18-25 to wine and dine. Status not important but preferably a blonde. Many perks for that special person.

 

After failing at his third marriage, he has decided to give up on love and relationships altogether and just have as much fun and sex as possible before he dies with young women looking for a sugar daddy -preferrably she's good looking enough to show off.

 

Correct!

Male, mid 30's, solvent and in full time employment as a computer programmer seeks female of similar age and interests. Ideally as a friendship at first and then maybe more. Must like cats and preferably have own accommodation.

 

normal, maybe a bit on the boring side. possibly serious about relationships. Financially stable. Not too controlling, has a cat, otherwise would have a dog. I could be wrong on that one.

 

I'd be willing to guess that he's a Mummy's boy - hence requiring the woman have her own place. He's probably a nerd too. Not my type of man.

 

Hadn't thought of that. What does his mom have to do with her having her own place? Is mom still #1 in his life and always over at his place?

 

He still lives with his Mum silly! In fact he probably occupies the box room, decorated in a Star Trek theme.

 

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LOL!

 

Ok, I see it now: He prolly wrote that description in his Star Trek jammies with the little footies. :lol:

 

Woman, mid 40's, part time environmentalist and full time vegan seeks pro active, discerning male for genuine relationship. Must like being active and should ideally be a vegan, or vegetarian at least. Come march with me to love!

 

Also, they could probably just be a swinger. No cause for alarm; that's what most internet daters are doing. With me, sometimes getting the responses is what I like, no matter what the response is. I just have fun with it and don't take it too seriously.

Peace.

 

Sounds like my type of woman!

Peace.

 

Here's a good one:

Woman, 5 ft 3 inches, age 35, big and beautiful, seeking men 6 feet and over only! Men ages 34 and over need not apply. Not quite sure who I'm looking for but will recognize him when I see him.

And another one:

Voluptuous married woman, age 26, seeking other women for discreet "friendship." NO MEN PLEASE! I am happily married to one already.

Peace.

 

I can't quite work out the first woman. At first I thought she was a fatty looking for someone tall to make her look better, but then I see she wants young uns, so maybe she's the cuddly mummy type looking for a toy boy to mother?

The other one is clearly a closet dyke!

 

The first one is a fat women looking for a young guy to have sex with. No older guys want to fuck her,so she is trying to go younger.

Second one is a fat bi/lesbian in the closet looking for a women for sex. She wants to pretend the female is her friend to hide from her husband. Probably married her husband for security.

 

Shy male, 22, inexperienced in life and love seeks mature female to show me the way. Interest in role desirable but not essential.

 

Hes a 22 year old virgin or just slept with a small amount of women. Seeks older women to show him how to give a women an orgasm. And he probably has mother issues.