The Barbie Thread

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Tamstrong, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    how to build a naked barbie project: Barbie

    Moving on to Barbie, you will be faced with the challenge of what size drill bit to use for the most realistic vagina and anus. This one went with a 1/8" bit for the cooter, and a 1/16" for the pooper.
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    In order to make Barbie truly anatomically correct, he felt one nipple should be slightly higher than the other. Hey, nobody's perfect, even the elegant everygirl who's everywhere: Barbie(R)!
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    For Barbie's body hair, he experimented with using her long, silky mane, but it was too golden and luxurious. So he took more plugs from Ken's head and affixed them to Barbie's crotch and armpits. Anatomically correct, in my book, means no shaving.
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    Finally, he snipped a few of her golden strands, gluing them back as fine, unshaven leg hair.
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  2. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

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    the handsome couple
     
  3. JordanC

    JordanC Well-Known Member

    :smt043
     
  4. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member

    Tarshi, was this something you found on the net or your own homemade production? :cool:
     
  5. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    it's all me of course...my arm is naturally that hairy :p
     
  6. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

  7. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member



    Ha Ha smart ass. You could have had someone helping you out with this if you were the one who had did this.....:butthead:
     
  8. Tamstrong

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  10. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    shhhhhhh...put your sarcastic fake anger away for someone more deserving
     
  11. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    Plastic Surgery Barbie
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    Catfight Barbie
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  12. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

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  14. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    the lindsay lohan barbie

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    the paris hilton barbie
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  15. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    This one was labeled 'John & Yoko'
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  16. Tamstrong

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  19. Ra

    Ra Well-Known Member


    Oh, I'm sorry I forgot you prefer this one better....


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    :p
     
  20. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    only if it's yours:smt110
     

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