The Barbie Thread

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Tamstrong, Jun 5, 2011.

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  1. samwilson75

    samwilson75 Active Member



    Silly threads really makes the best threads. Blog wars can be a drag sometimes. I love the Section-8 Barbie with the black babies.



    I better draw you a long, hot bath before I give you that massage. Seeing you look so relaxed & calm would put me on cloud-9.
     
    samwilson75, Jun 6, 2011
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  2. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    i so love to trash barbie...!!! love this thread:smt038
     
    wtarshi, Jun 6, 2011
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  3. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    :smt043:smt038 LOVE this thread!!! :D My sister and I use to give each other Barbies as gifts (it was a running joke, don't ask) and we'd dress them up as welfare barbies or slut barbies. LOL But, this is fantastic. People are so creative (and sick :p).
     
    Sin Mari, Jun 6, 2011
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  4. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    I agree. I always like threads like this. Yeah, I'm sure folks would never expect Barbie to have any black babies. LOL



    I love the way my sweet Sam spoils me. :smt049 I wanna spoil you too...I can think of some other ways I could put you on cloud 9. :smt047
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  5. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    :cool:

    ;)


    Thanks, Tarshi for having a twisted mind like me...it made this thread even more fun! :yawinkle:

    Thanks, Sin. I played with Barbies for years & I'd do crazy stuff like this with them all the time & I still have most of the dolls I had growing up. Since I've been grown, I've been collecting them. I ought to get some of my old dolls & take some crazy pics myself. :p
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  6. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    We should all do that. See what madness we can create with our little Miss Perfect Barbies. Mwahahahahaha! :smt042
     
    Sin Mari, Jun 6, 2011
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  7. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    LOL!! Yeah, it could get interesting. I plan on digging my box of dolls out when I get home from work. I also have plenty of Steve dolls (the black version of Ken for those who don't know), so I'll be able to come up with some interracial scenarios. :smt112
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  8. JordanC

    JordanC Well-Known Member

    This ought to be great. I don't have anymore. I can't make my own scenes. :D
     
    JordanC, Jun 6, 2011
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  9. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    I'm looking forward to seeing what I can come up with. ;)
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  10. lippy

    lippy Well-Known Member

    :smt038great thread
     
    lippy, Jun 6, 2011
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  11. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Thanks, Lippy. :)




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    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  12. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    Tamstrong, Jun 6, 2011
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  13. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    my daughter has inherited all my barbies, cyndi's, ken's & gi joes. i'll have to wait until she's asleep tonight to get the dolls debaucherous
     
    wtarshi, Jun 6, 2011
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  14. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    Creating debauchery is fun! :smt023
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 7, 2011
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  15. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    agreed...and it's one thing that i'm very good at as well
     
    wtarshi, Jun 7, 2011
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  16. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

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    Tamstrong, Jun 7, 2011
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  17. samwilson75

    samwilson75 Active Member

    A smile & a lingering hug would make me giddy.
     
    samwilson75, Jun 7, 2011
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  18. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    You are just so sweet & adorable! [​IMG]
     
    Tamstrong, Jun 7, 2011
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  19. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    wtarshi, Jun 7, 2011
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  20. wtarshi

    wtarshi Well-Known Member

    how to build a naked barbie project: Ken

    disrobe the young lovers
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    Ken's fingers are all glued together, rendering him incapable of fine motor tasks such as typing, or playing the zither. So cut off his little finger to use as a makeshift penis.
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    cut a bit of hair from the back of Ken's head and glue it to his pubic region: a hair transplant, in reverse.
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    Using a wad of Play-Doh, fashion a small scrotal sac. If his man-satchel seems a bit darker than the rest of his body, that's because he had a scrotum transplant. G.I. Joe generously donated his ballsling to Ken, just before dying in an epic battle with Cobra Commander.
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    The fingerpenis wouldn't stand up straight, but that just added to the anatomical correctness.

    "How's it hanging, Ken?" "Oh, a little to the right."
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    wtarshi, Jun 7, 2011
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