Steven Seagal Emotion Chart

lol That's Steven Segal for ya

 

That blank face brings back memories of my husband he was a mad big fan of steven seagal, numerous shitty movies ive had to sit through with that man in !!! also john claude van dame he couldnt get enough of him either. Brrrrrrrrrrr shivers bad ones lol

 

lol Us action movies buffs aren't that bad. We just like low-budget, poorly-acted, ass-kicking films

 

Oh that exsplains why there are so many of those aforementioned films, i used to pray that id seen every single seagal movie ie there were no more to be seen, but i was always WRONG :smt042

 

Yeah me too. I had no idea he did like 10-15 movies in the last 10 years. And he's always an ex-Special Forces/SAS/commando dude who's gotta avenge his loved one's murder at the hands of terrorists :smt005. It's real original lol

 

Yeah there is literally no difference in any off his films even the backdrops are similar. Oh telll a lie i did see one where he was in europe France and Germany, yep he was ex special forces, martial arts exspert, exspert this, exspert that.
I used to look at my husbands face, it was so happy watching those shitty movies and feel pity lol lol
Yet go to a decent movie ie The Hours ref Virginia Wolf and the bugger fell asleep b4 the trailers had finished, no lie the man snored it was a show up :smt042 had to wake him up he was too loud bribed him awake with an ice cream lol

 

lol we're men . We can't stand all that intellectual stuff. We like it simple. Kick-ass, take names, nothing more complicated than that.

I can't believe he was snoring in the theater though :mrgreen:

 

Once when I was at the video store we counted like 20 Steven Seagal covers and he was holding a gun in every single one...

 

Yep that sounds like our man lol typical Seagal Behaviour, the gun is definitely an exstention for his dick :smt068

 

Lol true true.

 

Segal keeps it simple-

Get called back to Commando Unit by old commander, go to Eastern Europe, find and kill terroists before they use the nerve gas on NATO diplomats, have sex with a local, and fly back home on CIA plane :smt003

 

Wow. A Seagal AND Van Damme fan. I'm embarrassed to admit that I too was once also a huge of both men. Luckily, I grew out of that phase by the time I was 14.




My sympathies.

 

Your sympathies are gratefully recieved lol

Its good know that Segal & Van Damme fans can eventually go on to lead perfectly normal lives after there addictions, there are some not as lucky as yourself good film making will always be beyond them, the craving for tinnie, hollow acting and car exsplosions are so strong.

It was great hearing you sucess story Roacha

So everyone next time we enjoy GOOD! cinema, say a silent prayer for those less fortunate.:smt036

 

LOL! This reminds me of Zoolander, when they showed all of his different "looks" and they were all the same. Good stuff!! :smt042

 

Hey, there's some good action movies... Don't diss on them all.

 

Zoolander havent watched it for a while that is such a funny film, i loves a comedy lol

 

My favorite Seagal scene.....

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loved that movie, sad dude is just a fat stiff now

 

I still can't believe a guy with a ponytail can beat a gang of Jamaicans.

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