Scenarios....

If I could I would give you rep especially for that last sentence.
March 3, 1976 late afternoon baby, born around 6:35 pm it was a unusally cold day in Miami at the time he was born.
Miami,FL is his birthplace
He has a very sarcastic sense of humor
He loves giving to others
He likes dogs (especially czechoslovakian wolfdogs) but he hates cats (except for Lions, Tigers, and Bobcats)
He is ambidextrous

 

They were his fiances up until the point where he caught them all cheating on him.

 

Firstly, if he was born in 76, that makes him 34. ;-)

Secondly, I still wouldn't date him.

Thirdly, you seem to know an awful lot about him, stats, all that stuff. Is he sitting right next to you??

 

lol....good pick up joanie...!!!

 

Lol no this is a hypothetical guy, Im making him up off the top of the dome.

With your ol let me chime in too lookin ass.

 

:smt042 this has me LMAO!

The rest all looks good to me. I love sarcasm, and anyone who spends time with me needs to have an appreciation for it as well. I'm allergic to cats, but currently have my sister's two here and so I've just been taking allergy medicine to survive these past 3 months. That's not something I'd want to deal with long-term though, so no cats in my future. But I have 3 dogs and a ferret, so clearly I'm good with animals, though I've never owned a czechoslovakian wolfdog LOL. Oh and I'm sure being ambidextrous has it's positives as well.

 

with your ol this is a hypothetical guy even though he's sitting right next to me lookin arse

 

Grabs popcorn and waits for Espy to get naughty



I wish others would make up some hypothetical situations, this could be a great thread if people would chip in.

 

With your ol I dont want to speak American lookin ass.

 

:smt043:smt043 that's coz i'm aussie mate

 

Sorry Kush, you're gonna need a whole lot more popcorn.

I can't think of any hypotheticals myself at the moment. I'll try to give it some thought though, as I do appreciate you for creating enjoyable threads, and you often make me think, which is always nice. But at the moment I have to go make some bread and check on the pies in the oven. BTW, I hope you have a nice Thanksgiving.

 

I know what you are mate , theres to many expletives that define you so Ima keep it g rated

Thank you for appreciating my threads :yawinkle:. MMMM.... you're making me hungry talking about food. Im suppossed to go to my grandmas for Thanksgiving but idk if I want to go or not.... Happy Thanksgiving to you too Espy.

 

can't we upgrade to pg or at least m...???

 

Ma???? U dirty minx .

 

Kushi ol' must have alternative motives behind this random thread looking ass

 

With your ol I want Kushy to make a scenario involving me and him lookin ass.

 

You read my mind

 

(Puts whiks in naughty minx collection)

 

lol...that for some reason made me think of your bed with a collection of creepy porcelain dolls sitting on it

 

I see you have a fetish/fantasy of sorts .