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@Since1980

Heard you had an earthquake yesterday morning, Everyone ok?

 

That was just me stepping out of bed. But all jokes aside, damn hopefully everyone is ok!

 

There was one, but it wasn't near me. Luckily it was pretty minor, only about a 3.9 and there are no reports of any damage or casualties from what I have seen so far.

You are in no way heavy enough to cause an earthquake thousands of miles away/ I've seen your pics, you probably weight half of what I do, if that!

 

Hahah! You would be surprised… I’m not the man I used to be. I’ve gained like 20kgs in the last two years.

 

I lost about that much over the past few months, so it kinda balances out lol.

 

yeah you telepathically gave me your excess, fattening me up tsk tsk.

 

I was expecting that to happen to someone over here in the states. I did know it was going to go across the hemispheres.

 

lmao - hey, I’m not complaining lmao, you assisted in upping my dress size by 4 dress sizes

 

This is how I’m looking at my friends finally discovering Kate Bush’s, “Running Up That Hill” 30 plus years after me trying to school them on it.

 

I found out today that I'm actually a year younger than what I thought I was when l had my last birthday.

I'm telling people and believing l I'm a year older so I didn't even get to enjoy being the age I am, so I think I'm going to make up for it when I turn a year older on my next birthday.

Like how the hell did l jump a year in 2021.

 

That is tooo funny!!! You’re not alone though!! Although I was believing I was a year younger! My excuse is I lost track once I ended up over 30! At least you have an excuse! Me thinking I was a year younger was pre Covid lol

 

Definitely, for me!

 

Love it Bliss!

I’m going to have to take the milli’s, I can enlist in Tony Robbin’s assistance to help right my list of wrongs lollll

 

Dat's because you are still young! Not enough fuck-ups yet to warrant several hundred do-overs.

 

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Girl I’m old! Maybe I started my fook ups from a ripe young age LOL

 

I'll take the Blue Door for $1000, Alec. If I could erase all those screw-ups, I could get the dough by myself. LOL

 

Right?! LOL! Similar circumstance...
When I turned 30, my mother pulled me to the side and said, "I was your exact age when I had you".

So last week, organizing her funeral arrangements, my sis kept saying, "Nooo dummy, she's a year younger."
And I kept insisting, "Wrong! She's always been 30 years older than me, which makes her __ " (age).
Of course, now l know it's because I skipped the year in 2021..

Funny thing is, my mama never disagreed with me when I would say her age in various conversations, this past year. She'd just add the year to her age, too! (Clearly because her memory was fading to correct me.)
So basically l aged her as well.

Poor Mummy, passed away thinking "Ahh, l had a looong life and lived to my ripe old age of ___"

Ps: Current ages redacted because lm not tellimg my old ass age hea!

 

Having a mental illness is tough