Random Conversation 2.0

If you see him, tell him that I want a sexy blonde (or brunette or redhead) Australian who can make her ass clap.

 

An Aussie girl who can make it clap? Can they do that? Lol

 

I can do that. Well, unless it's a birther, or a tea partier, or a death paneler, or a Tenther, or...

 

I don't know but if I ever meet one I'm putting a ring on it!

 

Legend has it that women from the Gold Cost posess a speacial skill set that enables them to twerk something fierce, far beyond the realm of average capabilities.

The world may never know. Only a select few individuals claim to have witnessed such a rare occasion.

 

I'll leave it to you gentlemen to work on this theory with some of the lovely ladies at the forum and report back your findings.

 

I know i can't....

 

Why not give it a try? And you should videotape it so we can make sure you're doing it right.

 

You need a whole lotta ass, that is something i don't have.

 

I once heard that bands can make her dance.

When that happens, she starts clapping but she doesn't use hands.:smt081

I think Heard that song in almost every state during my trip but florida.

 

Are you sure? I think that myself and the other guys posting on this board should be the ones to judge so you should post a pic (or five) of your ass immediately. Be sure to wear yoga pants or boyshorts just so we can be sure. We promise to give you our honest opinions and I can personally promise that you will receive nothing but constructive criticism. You can count on us!

 

Aw mama, you can do it if you put your back into it... or is it your hips?

There are loads of women who can do that in the Sunshine State. Next time you travel, give me a heads up and I'll put a few spots on your itinerary. :smt042

 

Funny but I don't know anyone who is openly Republican. It seems like half the country isn't interested in talking to the other half. In any case, if I run into a Republican or even an independent who voted for Romney I'll buy them a drink.

I also expect the 2016 field to be much stronger than what you guys had to work with in Herman, Newt, and Santorum.

 

That shouldn't be a problem. This Republican field was incredibly weak. Romney was the only who had even a chance of winning. If anyone else in the GOP had gotten the nomination this election would have been over a long time ago.

 

Yea, probably not going to happen.

 

:smt090

 

I must know where you are getting your sources from...

You know, I was raised on the Gold Coast.......... Have you been stalking my FB... bahahahahahha


I have to say though, I have never seen an Aussie twerk. Ever.

 

Negrofied white girls acting like skanky hoes = not remotely sexy.

Keep it real and save the twerking for bitches who get no respect.

 

^^^ I have to agree with that. I watched the videos and it looks low class. It isn't anything I would aspire too. People need to raise their standards if that excites them. Pay attention to what is between their ears not is they can make ghetto motions with their ass.

 

Does anyone else see the irony in their Facebook feeds?

My oldest brothers family are very devout mornmoms (yes..on purpose..you'll see why in a sec) who are brooding over Romneys loss like feck. My nephew posted a meme that went on and on about obamas socialist system...yadayadayada.. The bottom of the meme says "stay jobless, stay poor".

Hmmm. Ok.

Then at least 3 other feeds had stories about conservative business owners that are pissed about the O/B win and are now thinking that they should fire X amount of employees (who they think may have voted for Obama) to make the rational and sane Americans who did vote for him pay.

You know how children learn by example?
Yeah, we've watched congress basically do the same exact thing for the last 2 years and now the little boys want to play with the big boys.

Death to America by any means. Which I thought was what terrorists chanted.
Death to America by any means~your local American Conservative party aka American terrorist party

Really fucking sad.