Pet peeves

I am so taaard of slow drivers I cant stand it.

If you drive slower than an 18 wheeler, DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE (ooops, ) left lane?

If you drive slower than the biggest pick-up truck w a huge boat on tow, get the hell out of the left lane.

If you drive slower than the garbage truck, get the hell out of the left lane

If you drive that slow, you should fukking get slapped w a zip code on your fucking car and start paying property tax on it.

ARGH!

Even worse, the dudes that drive well below the speed limit - next to someone else that drive the same speed, well below the speed limit - and now the both waste-of-rpms are blocking all traffic - for aaaaagggeeeeesss - not giving a shit that people are having brain aneurysms behind them.

Or the ones that was in a right lane, driving slow - no traffic ahead of them, and then all of a sudden switch lanes to the left lane, for no good reason - right in front of you. WDF!?

Some people are truly just alive because its illegal to kill them.

LOL.

Im done:drinkers:

 

Duck face on completely grown women. Especially when the lips are so thin you have to wonder if they even have lips or if its a further extension of whatever is going on with the chin.

 

Pet peeve that makes me go LOCO!!!! REVERSE DUCKFACE on black men - you know when y'all suck your big juicy lips into your face (both or just the bottom lip) - why do (some of y'all) do that? It looks so fucking stupid and childish!!

The only person that I saw do that before black men was my baby sister in preschool and she had a problem with shyness and a little bit of attitude. She was not trying to be cool. She was in a dress and some dumb hairdo my mom gave her for picture day when she would rather have been on a pony in a cowboy outfit. She was THREE. LOL!!

 

I bet you have gotten speeding tickets, haven't you

Me? Nada one. :smt061 But I do stick to the right lane.


*PET PEEVE: Drivers up your ass in the right lane.

 

My daughter and I were talking about it and sending random pics to and from to compare the unsexiness radiating from the lips of these women.

Why would one actually want to look like a duck? I get the pucker up and kiss face...but this is different.

Does it not look like they've unexpectedly had an uncomfy item shoved up the back door and they can't decide if they liked it or not?

 

UHH??
I guess you missed that I was complaining about really slow people in the left lane. Not people w normal driving speed in the left lane. Like if you are passed by an 18 wheeler, why do you think you should be driving in the left lane - not sure how you got to me speeding from that. LOL
Haven't had a speeding ticket in over a decade.

Drivers up your ass is also one of mine

 

Like menopause...perhaps this could be analpause?

 

Agreed, although I think that duckface on anyone looks ridiculous. Note to duckfacers: you're not fooling anyone, we can all see your thin-ass-white lips and no amount of duckface will hide them.

 

Friends who ask me to help them, I spend hours helping them make a decision, and then they just go back to the same bad habit, living situation, boyfriend.

 

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Not to mention it just looks mostly opposite of what it is they are trying to achieve..I guess.

What are they trying to achieve? If its looking like a moron then yeah..they got that down.

 

Lol @duckfacers

 

Not gonna lie. I like the duck faces.

 

I'm not gonna lie....I love your bum :butthead::smt054

 

No. You don't get out much do you, Mikey - you could just as easily have googe image-searched it instead of calling out some poor real life woman with a lovely real full-lipped smile who is probably one of your professors. Phone number and everything! SMDH. Not very discrete.

I would suggest you edit your post while you can to remove that link. I have reported it for her safety, for your own good, and for the reputation of the forum. You never know what idiot will take it upon his or herself to call her up at her place of business.

 

Since the phone number is on a public website, I doubt she cares who sees it, and I see no reason for that to be reported.

 

Walking on a wet floor with socks or bare feet
Cell phone drivers
People that don't speak(Greetings hello etc.)
Snob ass women

 

Le sigh :smt060