Online rudeness vs cloying conformism

Well, I tried to get a job at Mac customer support but you people took all those jobs.

 

Assuming you're not referring to your former employer's greatest competitor, I must say...offshoring's a bitch, eh?

Anyway, was there a point you wanted to make, or do you merely intend to regale me all evening with sob stories about your abortive steps onto the first rung of the ladder to gainful employment?