OH MY!

Discussion in 'In the Media' started by JamahlSharif, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    Former WWE star X-Pac tells TMZ ... he lost so much blood after tearing his anus apart during a wrestling match in Minneapolis last weekend ... he nearly died.

    Pac -- real name Sean Waltman -- says he didn't notice the blood at first ... and even finished the match ... but during the after-party he felt something was really wrong. Pac says he went to the bathroom and discovered an enormous pool of blood in his singlet.

    That's when Pac called himself an ambulance.

    As we reported, Pac underwent butthole surgery that night ... and was released Monday morning. FYI, the procedure is called a sphincteroplasty (WARNING: Do not Google).

    We've obtained video of the accident ... you see Pac flying anus-first into the steel turnbuckle ... the footage of the accident from RFvideo.com is pretty brutal.

    As for going #2 ... Pac says it's business as usual, but he was given special instructions by his doctor on how to clean his wound after pooping.

    Enjoy your breakfast.

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  2. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    Way to much activity for the butthole. The butthole likes quite and calm. I mean, name me an area that's covered at all times. What a terrible thing to happen.:smt076
     
  3. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    I remember when I was younger, there was a story on the news about a kid that sad on the suction part of an outdoor pool, and the outcome wasn't too good either. But turnbuckle up the ba-ha?...no bueno
     
  4. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    I Remeber these stories. It's like, what do you have connected to that pool, a turbine or jet engine lol
     
  5. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    LMAO. When you think of areas of the body that can be fatal when injured, you rarely think about the down under. But you can really be taken out if something goes awry down there.
     
  6. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    The older you get, the more you learn. I surprised I'm not walking around in a full armored body suit (so I don't get hurt or infected, and safe from future zombies, emblazoned with a cross for the spiritual war that every Jehovah witness says is coming [no disrespect], and anti-defense systems for terrorist).
     
  7. MilkandCoffee

    MilkandCoffee Well-Known Member

    While reading that I thought he was having butt sex and something went wrong.
     
  8. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    I remember seeing disturbing footage of a power-lifter in a competition....they were filming him naturally, and due to his wide-squat position and enormous straining, unfortunately he ripped his anus and it prolapsed out from his body. It was horrific to view.
     
  9. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    Butt sex with the ring lol
     
  10. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    OH MYLANTA!!!!
     
  11. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    Lifting accidents look horrific, especially that one, I remember see a couple of those viral videos as well.
     
  12. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Yes, its more common in sports than people know.
    In fact, some people don't realize even simply being constipated can induce similar damage. One should never strain and seek medicinal assistance ie:laxatives/fibrous foods before attempting to go. Most don't.
     
  13. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    LOL!
     
  14. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    a, it's true.

    You ever get a case of the Buttfit's that went all night lol We all have.

    Long ago, when I smoked, I would spark up during a case of the buttfit's. You know how gratifying it is to release all that, add on the high. Interesting to say the least.
     
  15. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    Nah, homemade suppository...slither of Ivory soap always did the trick when I was a kid...Grandma's lil trick. If not that, just some prune juice.
     
  16. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    What? I never heard of that before...
     
  17. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    :lol: Haha, how weird would that be.
     
  18. Ches

    Ches Well-Known Member

    Works like a charm.
     
  19. JamahlSharif

    JamahlSharif Well-Known Member

    It's called Hoodoo homey...my family is extremely geechie/gullah. Backwoods remedies for everything.
     
  20. FRESH

    FRESH New Member

    LOL, just spray some Windex on it.

    I heard of castor oil and things of that nature, but not that lol


    "Here you go honey, jus, right up the youhoo now."
     

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