OFFICIAL Weird Thoughts/Dreams Thread

I thought it would be a good time to come up with a thread that brings out the inner "freak", "weird", or even "lunatic" in all of us. Certainly there are many here that brings out the inner freak in all of us in a sexual nature, but we all know that it's more than merely sex talk. Let's see what we can dish out. After all, our only limitations are the limits we set ourselves. Thus the following:

- Share your dreams or nightmares.
- Come up with some weird thoughts, be it perverted, silly or just plain amusing.
- Let everyone know that you're more than just simply a sexual deviant or explorer.

I guess what I'm saying is...let your creativity drive the river of blood as it courses through your mind.

 

I dreamt that I had sex with Jada Pinkett-Smith this week.

 

I had a dream I had sex with the chef Gordon Ramsay, except he was black somehow (don't ask, it's one of those weird dream things that don't make sense) and I woke up in orgasm. :smt103

 

What the fuck, did you tape it?

 

I had a dream that I was floating on top of a cloudy black booty with feathered wings making fart screeches. And then I fell into it's crack and I was surrounded by rainbows and fish-shaped crackers.

 

I dont dream with so little sleep there is no time lol

 

With that avatar of yours, it won't be long before some of the brothers here start dreaming about that booty.

 

Dream Last Night

I was walking in New York (or perceived as such), until I stumbled upon Andrae running towards my direction, wearing a purple slave suit and a red ball in his mouth, while Dreaming_Blue and TreePixie were looking down at us from above. Both were wearing Dominatrix suits, except that DB had a royal crown on her head and covered in stitches. TreePixie, on the other hand, wore a white-black combination strap piece with pixie feathers and thorns protruding from her heels. She descended from the building and when she landed, a small piece of larva crawled out her anus, attached with a nylon umbilical cord and began charging at Andrae and wrapped itself around him.

Before I woke up, the scene immediate changed into a tropical scene and they had him attached to a hole, where his limbs were tied together and beneath him was boiling semen. I was looking afar in the form of a spider. And right when they dropped him, I woke up.

 

I guess he can take the phrase "eating out" to a more literal context.

 

Weird Thought

Pickled flavored ice cream with tator tots making a crown on top.

 

lol You sure do have some wierd dreams. My dreams all revolve around my death for some strange reason... getting shot, bungee jumping and the safety cord breaking loose, sky diving flat to the ground, crashing in a airplane, being aten alive by zombies, stabbed to death some others I can't think of.

 

The dreams I remember are always nightmares- that kind ofmemorys, I don't want to think of or don't want to remember, so I will tell you something about my bad sole..

I like to torture people, sexually, I like to force, beat and control people in general, men in special. I like to have a threesome, where I can dominate the man to do and not to do what I like and wish.

 

I had a dream (on Monday night I think) about circular airbourne machines that were approaching the house and suddenly just dropped down on it and caused a racket.

 

You MUST share your stories! At least tell me one.

Hmmm, it would be pleasant to witness one of your dominatrix dreams.

The third person was Ra! :smt051

Aliens could be infiltrating your brain!

 

Hahaha I was referring to Mikey's post, dear. As for you...the third person is Ra in your dreams.

 

It's hard to recollect anyway, even if they are good...

 

Based on what I see, Ra is truly a good man. It may not mean much coming from me, but if he's one to solidify himself as one of the more respectable on here, then he's truly a wonder of recognition.