Nine Words Used By Women

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

Wow!! Somebody has learned our language very well!! I'm not so sure being quite so bilingual is a plus. We say those things to keep from arguing. Now you all know what we mean? Hummm... well, I guess "That's OK."! :-?

 

haha..this is going to be interesting!

 

LMAO!! I just used this very word today with a friend of mine over text messaging. It was a clear "f*ck you" to him. :lol:

 

I use it all the time, I agree, that's definitely what it means. LOL!!

 

THe men are going to be on to us now. We'll have to come up with a different word.

 

Well it can't be be the loud sigh, they got that one figured out too.

Uh oh, we're in trouble now!!

 

The Original Poster left one very important female code word out,

#(10) I've got a headache:Which means, no nookie for you tonight!

 

I've actually never used that one.

 

Dammit!!

 

Nor have I....I usually want to have sex!

 

That's what I thought, anyway, I'd rather say, I'm not in the mood.

Why did thy have to mess up a perfectly good language lesson with all this confusion??

When I say I have a headache, it means any one of the following:

= I'm tired of discussing this with you!
= I don't want to go anywhere!
= I need a hug! Really bad!
= Be gentle if you want to have sex because I really do have a headache.

OR -

= I just have a flippin headache, is that so strange?

 

...and please don't start..

 

I might just start saying, "But you haven't married me yet." So the net result would still be the same!

 

Duly noted Bookworm, but is that with, or without the "booty licking"?

 

I'll never tell...

 

...I have my ways of finding out.

 

I'm on to your tricks! You'll never find out! Never!!

 

Rinnaye - now I get the idea of who that "special lady in Chicago" is that you mentioned in another thread.

I seem to remember seeing this same comment to this same person in a thread about toes.

What do you think Bookworm??

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.