Nick and Mariah - 'We're Pregnant'

She will be in more ways that one.

Actually she will not get back to her original weight after she has the baby.

 

I hate her for everything I stated...she's washed up but still tries to act like she's as relevant as she was during her MusicBox years. Not sayin that the chick didn't USED to be talented, but shit...how long has it been since she's managed to sing ANY song live and it actually sound decent?? Answer: over a decade.

She doesn't dance, sing.....anything that a supposed PERFORMER is supposed to do. So don't hate on my all time fave Ms. Spears. Because what that blonde beauty lacks in live singing abilities, she makes up for in showmanship and overall fantastic and entertaining performances.

If I wanted to watch some former skinny chick try to belt out high notes badly. I'd grab the shiniest spandex mini dress...squeeze my ass into it...and call myself Mariah Carey.

....then demand millions. Sound good?

 

Mariah Carey has an amazing voice. Britney Spears 'lip sings' and can't sing for shit.

Britney can dance, Mariah can't.

Mariah wins.



Comparing Britney Spears to Mariah Carey is like comparing Robert Pattinson to Al Pacino.

 

untrue. mariah is a dumb sleep her way to the top idiot who needs to get away from music entirely because she CANT sing anymore without the help of every studio equipment known to man.

oh....and robert pattinson is gross. Lets not compare him to anyone and hope he leaves us all alone too.

 

you know he makes your drawls wet

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

bird-chest mothafucka is nothing but wavy hair and copy-paper face



<--jealous like hell because that dude wipes his ass with 100s

 

Robert Pattinson belongs to the OVERRATED thread if he aint already there....

 

HA!! That dude's hair do look like a massive fuckin' wave. Women probably afraid to run their hands through is hair cause the don't wanna drown in the muthafucka. Gotta have a lifeguard on duty before treading them treacherous waters.

And yeah, I wish I was stackin' money like him too. :smt028

 

i'm team jacob

 

i thought this was cute...

u know, once you go black....but read the fine print

 

I think this might be true..... :smt003