never dated a black man, but am considering

I am looking for a little help. Any advice I could really use. Thank you

 

Can you elaborate on what you have questions on or what area you need help?

 

Advice on what? They're men, not aliens.

 

:smt038

 

What an introduction...

But what advice do you want exactly?

 

Dating a black guy is like dating a white guy, except he's black.

Let me know if there's anything else you want to know.

 

so no one is going to let her in on the secretmy lips are sealed

 

You mean about the special ritual we do? Pouring honey over our naked bodies, before dancing around under a full moon and crying "Give me the black cock! Give me the black cock!"...that ritual?

 

Well damn, that sounds easier than my method...

I sit in the forest when the moon is full with a net. I hear that BM only come out at night, hunting for WW to ravage....but, the net is woven from the hair of seven virgins, which is no easy feat to locate! And it has to be dipped in red wine and sprayed with Ralph Lauren Romance.

Next time? I'm wearing honey.

Oy vey.

 

Mine may be easier, but yours has more class. :smt043

 

It's almost like you're like 'regular' people or something!

 

Damn, you're on a roll lately, Sin. :-D

 

LOL!

What can I say? I'm one classy lady! lol

 

considering ? that`s weird!

 

well, i was way off...i heard that if you go outside naked on the first snow and lay down to make snow angels that the black men will follow the sparkle of the ruffled snowflakes and choose which angel:smt083 he likes the best...

pfffft...from now on "honey" it is...it snowed all day and my ass is red and cold...but my nipples are hard

 

I heard Denver got more than we did, but it's still at least 6-8 inches in my corner of Colorado Springs. No way am I going outside to make snow angels in that, no matter how how the man doing the angel choosing is (besides, I thought we were snowbunnies, not snow angels?)

 

Black people are like regular people, except with monstrously large penises.

 

Wait so does that mean my dark ass ain't black anymore? OH JOY!!!! :smt038:smt038:smt038:smt038

 

Don't listen to this man.

 

All of you? And here I thought it was only the guys...