moral of the story...don't lie to your mother

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to
enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the
Meal, Brian's mother couldn't help
but notice how beautiful Brian's
Roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom
had long been suspicious of a
Relationship between Brian and Jennifer,
and this had only made her
More curious.

Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than Met
the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and
I are just roommates.

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the beautiful Silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it,
do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
just to Be sure.' So he sat down and wrote:


Dear Mom,


I'm not saying that you 'did'
take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take
the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.


Love, Brian


Several days later, Brian received an
email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,


I'm not saying that you 'do'
sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom


>> > LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

 

I'm glad my mom isn't nearly that clever.