Michael Jackson Dating Pamela Anderson?!

:shock: Michael Jackson's Secret Dates With Pamela Anderson
By 3am 2/09/2008

We really shouldn't be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson.

But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he'd been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson.

The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu.

We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael... and it seems the feeling is mutual.

A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The pair requested a hidden area in the corner - for two reasons.

Firstly, it shielded them from any prying eyes. And second, it would have protected them from the dangerous melting effects of the Californian sunshine.

After all, there's a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face. Our source went on: "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.

We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other.

"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Let's hope they move on to a third date - and, who knows, maybe Pammy will get to have a "sleepover". Go for it Mikey!

 

ya'll mugs know that back in the day, Mike was a stud..

it wouldn't be of any surprise if the "old" mike landed her in the past, but now this new guy called "Jacko," doesn't seem like the type who would be bagging bangin lookin girls like Pam...

even tho she's aging, she doesn't seem like the type who would be screwing mr potato head.

lol

 

I saw a picture of MJ had he did not have all those surgeries. He looked like one of his brothers.

 

Here is the article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...urns-50-Michael-Jackson-really-look-like.html

 

It's so amazing how this chick, after all those kids and numerous plastic surgeries, can still get dudes wanting to lick her clit. Nice!

 

mike used to be the man...

him and Prince..

they never had a problem drillin some jawn

 

Aw I wish he had not gotten all that surgery.

 

So do a lot other fans as well. Wished he used his own sperm for those kids.

 

Between Pam and Michael, don't light a match around them all that plastic might combust.

 

Lol at that

 

Who really believes this bs?

 

I'd hang out with Pam.. but with the Hep-C, hooking up is risky..

 

Strap on the condom and like McCain, start drilling.

 

Karma- if you were to have sex with her- you better wear more than one condom!!! That girl has screwed more men than a porn star!!!