Man accused of having sex with pool raft...again

"What's your Sign, baby?" Edwin asked...

...as he banged it to this.


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Oh yeah I forgot, I read last week where a man was found guilty of having sex with his couch, and it wasn't his first time...the judge banned him, something like that... I must find the hilarious story.


EDIT: Found it... :smt042

Man caught having sex with couch avoids jail but gets banned for life from watching porn

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sex-couch-banned-porn-article-1.1383843#ixzz2ZRbrZu6R

 

How do you have sex with a couch?

How is this even possible? I'm trying to picture how a man "has sex" with a couch.

I've have sex ON a couch. But never with a couch.

 

Between the cushions.....provides a nice "grip"

 

You can't ban somebody from watching porn for life! That will make him even crazier!!!!!!!

 

"YES!! THANK YOU!!" he said.

 

Exactly how is that ban going to be enforced? Lol. I picture him under the covers with a flashlight and girlie mags....

 

Skin rags he can perv, it's the flicks he must forfeit.

I mean really though, IDK how it will be enforced. They may distribute his pic to porn shops... :smt081

 

I can see him fucking the lawn now. Dick in the earth adding extra nutrients in the pool of lustful desires. And look...he's thinking of the children too!

Nope. He'll be in the following items...

1. Pink Bathrobe


2. Pink Crocs


3. Pink Butt Plug

 

What a waste of tax payer money.... Send them to their respective state mental institutions.

Prison.... Like it worked for a majority of sane folks

 

Some guys hump socks so why cant some guys hump couches and pool rafts? Just saying lmaoooooooooooooo

 

The only thing I see wrong with this is that he didn't stay in his house. also any thing but human skin hurts like a ... Don't know who would put their dong in a couch. Sounds to painful

 

"It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again"